LeBron James can tell you God only gives with one hand. The one the King received put incredible basketball talent into a phenomenal physical specimen.
The one he didn't receive must have had his manners.
If the media didn't exist, James would be the perfect athlete. He'd hit the gym, practice hard, dominate the game, and go to sleep, leaving him with the respect of all. Sadly, he just can't seem to get this whole talking thing down.
Do I hear a sequel? The King's Speech 2?
James has turned into a dial-a-quote: Call him up, and he'll say something worth a spot on every front page. It's hard to imagine a player averaging close to a triple-double being out-shined by his own words, but that's exactly what's happening in South Beach.
As a King, he's addressed some of the most poignant issues facing himself, the NBA, and society at large. But which of his comments has caused the biggest stir? Which will he regret most down the road?
All rise for his highness!