At 12:01 a.m. tonight (July 1), the feeding frenzy of the 2010 NBA Free Agency class begins...sort of. I say sort of because despite all the predicted mayhem of movement, absolutely nothing of significance will occur until LeBron James makes his move or non-move.
"El Brondito" James holds the 2010 NBA Free Agency hostage!
He is a one-man terrorist organization equipped with the most sophisticated kidnapping masterminding, weaponry, and technology in the history of the world, and of course, he'll be wearing a mask.
Never before in NBA history has one player completely controlled player movement as will "El Brondito." NO ONE, who is an NBA free agent, can even move next door until "El Brondito" reveals his destination. No team, who has enough cap space or sign-and-trade capability, can even acquire next season's stock of jock straps until "El Brondito" indicates for whom he'll be wearing his jock straps.
If you're anxiously awaiting on the news of where Dwayne Wade, Chris Bosh, Joe Johnson, Dirk Nowitzki, Amare Stoudamire, and Paul Pierce are going (or not going) unless or until LeBron reveals his new (or current) Google Map location, you'll still be waiting well after 12:01 a.m. tonight or for that matter, tomorrow night.
Reg DeVone is co-owner/admin: Sports Jabber.