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NBA DRAFT LOTTERY BONANZA

NEW YORK - JUNE 28: NBA Commissioner David Stern (L) poses for a photo with Greg Oden of Ohio State after he was drafted first by the Portland Trailblazers during the 2007 NBA Draft at the WaMu Theatre at Madison Square Garden June 28, 2007 in New York City. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2007 NBAE (Photo by Chris McGrath/Getty Images)
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Busta BucketCorrespondent IDecember 30, 2016

 

Teams are hoping to be as lucky as Portland was in 2007. May their spirits be crushed.

A good way to realize how lame it is to be excited over the draft lottery is to explain it to your lady friend.

ME: I can't go. I have to be home to watch the draft lottery.

LF: What is that?

ME: Where they announce the order of the draft.

LF: Oh. So they pick the players?

ME: No, that's next month. This is where they announce the order that the teams will pick.

LF: So all the teams are waiting to see what order they get to pick in?

ME: Well, the order is mostly set. This is just to see what teams get the earliest picks.

LF: So you need to see when the Blazers will pick?

ME: No, that's already set.

 

ME: I have to be home.

 

Aaaaand scene. I'm still excited. No matter lameness. No matter that Portland isn't in the lottery. I'll be hanging with the lovable losers LIVE over at TWolves Blog . Bring your best joke for when the Timberwolves end up with the number five pick.

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