Dwyane Wade Talks Kobe Bryant, LeBron James and Pork During Twitter Q&A

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Presumably sitting in a Dade County DMV office, Dwyane Wade decided to while away a portion of his Monday morning by hosting a Twitter Q&A with fans.

He took on all comers—trash-talkers and genuine supporters alike—and the discussion made for a frank little window into the current world of Wade.

For starters, he said he doesn't plan on retiring anytime soon.

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Wade also made it known he didn't get carried by LeBron James, either.

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He might love you, though.

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Mortality: just the worst.

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Wade's also aware that his freshly signed $20 million, one-year contract with the Heat is a short-term gamble.

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He said he'd play with Kobe Bryant, so there you go, Los Angeles.

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Wadebledon?

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Wade's preferred breakfast meat is pork patty sausage, which is the correct answer. Pork patty sausage is the superior breakfast meat.

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He thinks he's the best Miami Heat player of all time, which is true.

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He also got in a much-needed yelling at Mario Chalmers.

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And then Wade bounced. He had vacationing to do (definitely finished up at the DMV).

But before leaving, he addressed the subject of barbecuing, which is somehow an enigma to Wade.

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I respect your honesty, Dwyane. But any man 20 years or older living below the Mason-Dixon Line who doesn't know how to barbecue should be put on a government watch list.

Nothing personal, but rules are rules.

Dan is on Twitter. Pork sausage links or die.