One female Oklahoma City Thunder fan wanted to reach out to touch Kris Humphries but, once she acted on this bright idea, she pretty much freaked out.
A tip of the hat to the Daily Thunder for spotting this moment when a woman's great plan went askew.
Humphries was off to the locker room with 1:36 left in a game that saw the Nets would win 110-93 along with Kevin Durant's first ejection, so hoorays all around.
At the 10-second mark, a lady wearing a blue shirt reached out to give some love to the NBA star, only to realize, ohhh icky!
I never understood fans who clamor for a used wristband or sweaty headband after a game. Would you run to touch some random dude after a workout at the gym? No, because that is gross and a little bit creepy.
So, why do you have to touch an athlete after they finish up playing a hard-fought basketball game? Will this really fulfill your life?
Sorry to throw a bunch of questions your way, but these are things that finally need to be answered once and for all.
This woman thought touching Kris Humphries would be a bright idea. Hint: It's never a bright idea to reach out to touch Humphries.
Still, it's an even-worse idea when he loses pounds of sweat doing his job, which I believe reads on his resume as "runs up and down the court oafishly."
Holler at me on Twitter for more awkward moments in sport.