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Kris Humphries Shows off the Horror of Rajon Rondo Spat

BOSTON, MA - NOVEMBER 28:  Kevin Garnett #5, Jason Terry #4, and Rajon Rondo #9 of the Boston Celtics get into a fight with Kris Humphries #43 of the Brooklyn Nets during the game after Garnett was fouled on a play on November 28, 2012 at TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts. Rajon Rondo and Kris Humphries would each be ejected from the game immediately following the fight. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.  (Photo by Jared Wickerham/Getty Images)
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Gabe ZaldivarPop Culture Lead WriterNovember 29, 2012

Please remember to keep Kris Humphries in your thoughts, because he suffered some horrible injuries as a result of Wednesday night's brawl. 

Seriously, Humphries received some scratches. Oh, and that brawl? It was more of a minor skirmish between two athletes who play in a league that strictly forbids such actions. NHL fans love how adorable that fight was.

It was all enough for the former Mr. Kim Kardashian to take to Twitter (h/t NESN) to show off his war wounds. A warning to those who are squeamish at athletes trying to be funny: Look away.

Anyone know where I can get a quick Tetanus shot in Boston?lockerz.com/s/265003890

— Kris Humphries (@KrisHumphries) November 29, 2012

 

I know what you are all thinking: How is he going to play with one arm? How could he possibly manage the pain of having his arm nearly severed during the game? The horror. 

Obviously, Humphries was just kidding around about getting a Tetanus shot after his scrape with Rajon Rondo, which you can see below. 

One good joke deserves another, or a multitude. 

Humphries managed to spell Tetanus as "Tetnis" to begin the proceedings and changed it once others noted it. 

You can see the error in one of the funnier retweets. 

Here is Myles Brown answering a simple question.

You didnt get one when you married Kim? RT @krishumphries: Anyone know where I can quick get a Tetnis shot in Boston? lockerz.com/s/265000792

— Myles Brown (@mdotbrown) November 29, 2012

 

Boom. Drop the mic and walk away, Mr. Brown. 

This NBA brawl was actually just a shoving match, and the battle wound is a bunch of scratches. Somehow, Kris Humphries managed to make this more hilarious than it already was. 

 

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