All right, enough with all this chatter about what team will win it all this season or who made the best summer moves.
I think it's high time we talked about something that matters for once—namely, the uniforms.
Yes, every NBA player (along with your average, run-of-the-mill "playa") would like to think he "makes this look good," but the Denver Nuggets have proven, beyond the shadow of any doubt, there are things in this world that no one can make look good.
Maybe you can appreciate these uniforms' scale and audacity in a theoretical sense, in the same way you marveled at the Hindenburg going up in flames (when you were marveling at things back in 1937). But that's where the appreciation stops and the nausea quickly takes over.
Fortunately, the Nuggets were the only team that found their uniforms in the bargain kitsch bin at Urban Outfitters.
The rest of this season's new styles include hits and misses alike, and here's how they stack up.