Marshon Brooks will have no trouble finding some popcorn to munch on, because there is plenty in his car's backseat, front seat and everywhere in between.
The Nets decided a second-year player didn't get enough hazing in his rookie season, so they decided to fill his car with delicious popcorn.
Larry Brown Sports brings us a report and a wealth of pictures, one of which features a heartbroken Brooks.
Here is what Brooklyn Nets' star Deron Williams tweeted to the masses recently.
Deron Williams (@DeronWilliams) September 25, 2012
Yup, that is pretty much like the ending of the greatest movie to ever feature Val Kilmer and William Atherton, 1985's blockbuster Real Genius.
According to the report, veterans on the team figured that a lockout-shortened season meant players like Marshon Brooks got off easy in their inaugural year.
By their calculations, he is a rookie until the 16th game of the season.
He should start locking his car.
As Larry Brown Sports reminds us, something similar happened to Kenyon Martin's expensive upholstery.
Here, Marshon Brooks' face says it all. It's that perfect combination of, "come on, really guys? I mean, really?" and "I hate popcorn."
At least they didn't fill the car with popcorn-flavored Jelly Belly beans, because those things are nasty.
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