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Utah Jazz' Enes Kanter Takes to Twitter for Blondes and Brunette Massages
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Enes Kanter may just have this Twitter thing all figured out. 

According to the Utah Jazz big man, you just request stuff on the device and things magically appear. Not unlike the replicators on Star Trek

Big Lead Sports noticed the NBA player leaving the sane portion of tweeting and heading into the land of the bizarre. 

The poor guy just wanted some company at the Cheesecake Factory, and decided to do things the modern way, asking Twitter for a classy hook up.

 

Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on your feelings for older NBA writers, Steve Aschburner declined.

 

The only thing we can ascertain is Kanter may have eaten the Pasta Da Vinci, only because that is what we would have done. 

In all honesty, we have no idea what this technological Don Juan did. It's clear he worked up a hunger for a very specific massage though.

 

There was one taker, but she lives in Oklahoma. Judging by the exchange, Kanter was toying with jumping on the next flight to get his massage.

 

To finish us off, the man with the exceeding hairline tweeted this epic post.

 

I have no idea how Enes Kanter will fare in the NBA. One thing is certain, though. I am very much going to enjoy the rest of his career. 

Follow me on Twitter for more haha's and teehee's. 

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