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Kobe Bryant and Danny Granger Featured in Brilliant NBA Song Parodies

LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 28:  Danny Granger #33 of the Indiana Pacers steals the ball from Kobe Bryant #24 of the Los Angeles Lakers during the second quarter at Staples Center on November 28, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.  (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)
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Gabe ZaldivarPop Culture Lead WriterMay 24, 2012

Kobe Bryant and Danny Granger meet in a battle to the death. Well, not really, but we have a parody video that features each NBA star, and they are both hilarious. 

The good people over at The Basketball Jones featured both of the following videos and asked their fans to sound off on the better one. 

I submit that this is like claiming what the best part of an Oreo cookie is, or which Kate Upton photo is your favorite. 

These are questions that have no answers, and you will see that these videos also fall into that realm. 

First up is an homage to the downfall of Kobe Bryant. 

"Somebody That I Used to Know" by Gotye is used as the backdrop to Kobe Bryant becoming human. Sort of like Peter Parker in Spider-Man 2 when he gave up all of his powers. 

Best lyrics

Just drive the lane and dump it off to either Pau or Bynum.
Those two guys are really tall
And when you keep it for yourself we never score enough.

The second one is harder hitting, but no less funny.

(Warning: This song contains explicit lyrics.)

Danny Granger gets called out in a near-perfect Mystikal impersonation. The best lines can be found from the SortsSports.com YouTube link where the lyrics are housed. 

The choice is yours, but I know exactly where my heart lies.  

If I had my vote, I would go with the Kobe Bryant video. It's the perfect blend of sadness and sass for Lakers fans who are in so much pain right now. 

Yes, this Kobe is an impostor, and he needs to leave. 

The comedy in the video is perfect. It even calls for Kobe to pass to Steve Blake or Ramon Sessions, despite the fact that they "can't shoot."

Every Lakers fan will tell you that the team has lost its swagger, even the Black Mamba. 

 

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