Is there anything worse on the planet than a person who asks for advice but then doesn't take it?
We all know a person like that. Maybe it's your buddy who keeps getting back together with the same girl. He asks you for advice, you tell him to move on, he swears he will and then his Facebook status changes back to "in a relationship" six hours later. It's annoying beyond comprehension.
Actually, there might be something worse than the person who doesn't take advice after asking for it: the person who gives advice that hasn't been requested.
For example, how insufferable is the person who offers unwanted career advice? He or she will just start telling you what's best for you and your financial future without even being prompted to give his or her opinion. It's boiling my blood just thinking about it!
Well, I've become that person. Because now, I'm giving offseason advice to all 32 NFL teams. And you know what? They'd be wise to accept my advice, because it's damn good.
Don't take it personally, NFL. Like the schmuck who can't help himself from giving unwanted advice, I'm looking out for your best interest.
Here is my offseason advice for every NFL team.
*All salary cap information courtesy of Spotrac.com.