A Hater's Guide to NFL Week 8: Why Your Team Is Bound to Lose

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A Hater's Guide to NFL Week 8: Why Your Team Is Bound to Lose
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It's halfway through the season, and your favorite NFL team is horrible.

Yes, I'm talking to you. All of you. Your team is horrible, and you're a terrible fan for thinking anything different. You're also a terrible person, but I have neither the time nor the psychiatric expertise to do anything about that.

This is the Hater's Guide. If you're new around here, this is where I tell you why your team will lose this week. I also tell fans of every other team why they will lose this week. Heck, if I could, I would figure out a way for the teams on bye to lose this week as well.

Feel free to take this seriously and comment below on how wrong I am about your team. Then, be prepared to be relentlessly mocked for having no idea what irony is. Also, be prepared to be relentlessly mocked for how ugly your mother and/or sister is.

Seriously, woof.

On to the picks! *Spoiler alert...everyone is losing.*

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