Hi, I'm Brendan O’Hare, NFL Featured Columnist. I can also juggle. Okay, I can’t juggle, but I like football and I am enthralled that I get to write about it on a consistent basis here at Bleacher Report.
What I have just decided to do, is have a weekly segment called “Guide to NFL Week X” (X doesn’t mean Week 10; x is an algebraic tool used to show where different values go). This guide will be about more than just football. It will also be about life and how not to suck at it.
Think of it is a weekly man’s “The Help," with more poop jokes (if that’s even possible!).
Here, I will give you a guide to the players, teams, coaches, refs, network mascots, etc. that are affecting this weekend’s slate of games. The archetype of the column will be forever morphing, so don’t get used to it.
If there is another subcategory you’d like to see, tell us! This is for you guys, not just my stupid selfish needs. If you have anything you think we should add or would like to complain about, either put it in the comments or email me (firstname.lastname@example.org).