Tom Brady is an artist. While most artists use their hands to create art with brushes, Brady uses his hands to sculpt a perfect masterpiece with the football. He may just have the 10 most perfect fingers in all of the NFL, maybe in sports.
OK, not really—that was all crap. However, The Onion mused that we at Bleacher Report might take our love of lists so far as to rank the fingers on Tom Brady's hands.
Well, challenge accepted, The Onion. Challenge accepted.