Jose Canseco is a very complicated man.
On the one hand, he can’t get enough of the TV cameras as he subjects himself to one bad reality show after another. He tried his hand at boxing, single-handily brought down the steroid era and wrote two books about it as well.
The 1988 American League MVP loves attention.
Then again, he doesn’t.
Canseco was caught on camera December 17th escorting three lovely ladies into his car when an autograph seeker was able to convince the 47-year-old to take a second and scribble his name on some sort of piece of paper.
All of a sudden another person off camera yells something to the effect of “nobody cares about you." Needless to say, Canseco wasn’t too pleased. He yelled back at the heckler and started calling him names:
Nobody cares about you either, fat ass. You've got no [guts]. That's why you won't say it to my face. Typical human feces. No [guts]
The first part of the insult is typical language for somebody trying to defend himself, but the human feces part?
That’s just weird.
Regardless, you can’t really criticize Canseco too much for reacting to a comment like that. The former All-Star wants to stay relevant for as long as possible and anybody that questions that must pay.
I bet that is the one comment that sends the former steroid user into a frenzy. How dare you question somebody that’s best known in the 2011 for being a tattletale!
Hate to break the news to Canseco, but the fan was right. VH-1 can’t even help him at this point.
Having said that, why do you care? You are bringing home three good-looking women home. You are doing just fine. Stop giving paparazzi a reason to make fun of you and enjoy your life of re-telling old baseball stories for girls that were newborns when you were already the MVP of a professional sport.