Week one of the NFL came to an end last night, and although it is too early to completely dissect the aberrations and stand-outs, there are still things that you can take home from the inaugural weekend. On my old website, The Attic Fan, I would hand out awards to various players/teams/coaches/media members in a comical and tiresome manner. I intend to do the same thing here on a semi-consistent basis, so won't you join me?
I was annihilated in my picks against the spread, the Steelers received a loss in Baltimore similar to that of Britain entering Gallipoli, and you have me wishing the lockout was still on. Despite my sudden temporary hatred for professional football, I have found the strength to give out meaningless awards. Just like the Golden Globes giving out awards during the Writers' Strike, I continue to strive in my desire to hand out things no one wants.