There are two things that I love to talk about: football and cars. Each brings about its own adrenaline rush, one with its raw power, speed and high price tag, the other with four wheels.
Defenses in the NFL are much like automobiles. There are the bottom-of-the-line, economic defenses which have no power, no top-end speed and get laughed at. Other defenses scare the crap out of you every time you see them and you cannot wait to feel the impact of their massive hitting and playmaking abilities booming through your surround-sound speaker system.
Let us take a look at how each NFL team's defense compares to an automobile whether good, bad or ugly.