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Siri Isn't Too High on the Chicago Cubs Pulling Out a World Series in 2015

Dan CarsonOct 21, 2015

The Chicago Cubs are in a bad way right now.

This time last week, morale was at an all-time high around Wrigley Field. The bats were cracking. The St. Louis Cardinals were losing. Staff members were building homes for home run balls.

Things have since taken a turn. Now the Cubbies face elimination at home on Wednesday night after going 0-3 against the New York Mets in the NLCS.

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The bats are silent. Everyone is sad. Cameras have grown inexplicably close to Joe Maddon's face. 

So yeah—the Back to the Future fairy-tale ending #brand managers wanted for the Cubbies in 2015 is quickly fading back into a pumpkin. Even Siri, kindly phone-bot she is, seems to have lost faith in a Cubs World Series win.

TSN's Bar Down Twitter account tweeted out a picture of Siri's response to a timely salutation on Wednesday. After wishing Siri a "happy Back to the Future Day" (which it most certainly is), Apple's snarky "personal assistant" answered with a Cubs joke.

This is a real thing. I tried it on my phone, and after a couple of attempts, I got Siri to smack-talk the Cubs.

I doubt the gloomy outlook is based on up-to-the-minute playoff prognostication. More likely, it was programmed months ago, long before the "We are good" movement reached critical mass and the prospects of a Cubs World Series win became an actual thing worth considering.

But if you're a Cubs fan currently locked in a desperate battle against hopelessness (so, all of them), this is another thing to pocket and make note of in case Chicago somehow pulls off a dramatic turnaround.

You'll show them yet! It's not over until it's over!*

*(It's probably over.)

Dan is on Twitter. He just wants one last Schwarber bomb. Just to watch it and feel its strength.

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