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Brian: I'm pretty pumped about watching #12 Matt Ryan get drafted later today. On the other hand, Jeff couldn't care less where he is drafted...

Matt Ryan Jerseys You Would Never Purchased

by BC Interruption (Scribe)

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April 26, 2008


Brian: I'm pretty pumped about watching #12 Matt Ryan get drafted later today. On the other hand, Jeff couldn't care less where he is drafted. To celebrate the occasion, I might go as far as to purchase an NFL jersey of #12 after the dust settles and Ryan is made a rich man.

But as ESPN College Gameday's Lee Corso likes to say, "not so fast, my friends!" I already have my pre-existing NFL allegiances, biases and hatreds.

I can't just go out and purchase any NFL jersey, even if Matt Ryan was the greatest signal caller we've seen play at BC. This lead us to ask the question:

Even if it were the uniform of an ex-Boston College great, what NFL teams would you under no circumstances purchase their jersey?

Brian

NFL Team: the Super Bowl Champs
Casual fan of: the New York Jets, so long as they don't suck and aren't playing the New York (football) Giants

I swear, under penalty of death, that under no circumstances would I ever buy a Matt Ryan #12 jersey, if Ryan is drafted by one of the below teams:

  • Dallas Cowboys - cringes
  • Philadelphia Eagles - cringes even more, thinks about all that time spent growing up in South Jersey as a Giants fan ...
  • Washington Redskins - cringes as he rounds out the rest of the NFC East
  • New England Patriots - would not want to be lumped into "Red Sox Nation" in any way (it's bad enough BC fans are lumped into this lot!)
  • San Francisco 49ers - even though they suck, too much Giants-49ers history to forgive and forget (that was pass interference!)
  • Miami Dolphins - pastel team colors? no thanks

 

Jeff

NFL Team: no one team, really
Casual fan of: the New York Giants, New York Jets and the Seattle Seahawks

I swear, under penalty of death, that under no circumstances would I ever buy a Matt Ryan #12 replica jersey, if Ryan is drafted by one of the below teams:

  • Atlanta Falcons - only thugs wear them
  • Oakland Raiders - same reason
  • Buffalo Bills - they suck
  • Chicago Bears - hate the Bears
  • Dallas Cowboys - ... unless Matt also dates Jessica Simpson!
  • Any Ohio team - ugly jerseys and nobody likes Ohio except people from Ohio
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    people that like BC or the Patriots arent lumped into Red Sox nation

    just a tip: clean this up a little for grammar and whatnot...it's a little sloppy right now

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