2013 Holiday Cards for Every NFL Team

It's the holiday season, which means every NFL team is busy sending out yuletide cheer to fans, sponsors and corporate partners alike. 

Well, we got a copy of every holiday card from every NFL team for 2013, and we thought we would share them with you. 

I know what you're probably thinking:

"Hey Dan, these look like fake cards you made on your computer after talking with NFL analyst Josh Zerkle and Nick Tarnowski, who was the co-host of your old podcast."

Wow, that was a very specific thought. And you're probably right in thinking that. Or the cards are all very, very real. I guess we'll never know.

(You probably already know.)

Happy holidays, NFL fans! Grab some eggnog and enjoy.

AFC East: New England Patriots

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God bless us for Bill Belichick. Everyone.

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Miami Dolphins

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Too easy.

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New York Jets

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Coming to a theater near you. A terrible theater.

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Buffalo Bills

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It's funny because he's eating Buffalo wings.

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AFC North: Cincinnati Bengals

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Full disclosure, the Andy Dalton gingerbread was part of the 2011 card, but it was too silly not to reuse.

Baltimore Ravens

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A season without that ridiculous pregame dance is enough of a present.

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Pittsburgh Steelers

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Santa is also thinking about taking away draft picks.

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Cleveland Browns

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So...many...bad...quarterbacks.

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AFC South: Indianapolis Colts

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Just to be clear: no returns.

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Tennessee Titans

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Yukon Cornelius scores again!

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Jacksonville Jaguars

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It was almost too easy not to go there.

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Houston Texans

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In fairness, he'll have more time to go low and slow.

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AFC West: Denver Broncos

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To ensure delivery, do not go farther than 15 yards.

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Kansas City Chiefs

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Coming to a flyover mall near you.

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San Diego Chargers

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This card doesn't actually exist.

Oakland Raiders

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To be fair, there was probably a year where Jeff George or Kerry Collins weren't horrible. 

NFC West: Seattle Seahawks

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Seattle will be home for about six weeks before the Super Bowl. That's pretty crazy.

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San Francisco 49ers

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This is one of those times where an idea gets changed because you find a photo that is too incredible not to use. Thanks Getty Images!

Arizona Cardinals

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Honestly, I know the NFL wants to have division matchups to end the season, but traveling to Seattle then home to face San Francisco is just brutal for a team that could probably win two of the other three NFC divisions.

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St. Louis Rams

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Hey, did you hear the Cardinals won the pennant?

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NFC South: New Orleans Saints

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Santa is either huge or this house is rather tiny. Let's go with a huge Santa.

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Carolina Panthers

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Santa has a tell.

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Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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Having worked for Greg Schiano for nearly a decade, I almost used the 2007 Rutgers football holiday card, which I actually made many moons ago. Well, six years. Many moons is six years ago.

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Atlanta Falcons

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Will Mike Smith be back in 2014, or has he...dropped the ball?

(I'll show myself out.)

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NFC North: Chicago Bears

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Jay Cutler tree toppers are coming to big-box stores next year. They will immediately go on clearance.

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Green Bay Packers

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I didn't know cheese can show up on a X-ray.

Detroit Lions

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Be thankful, Detroit. The Schwartz may not be with you too much longer.

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Minnesota Vikings

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Seriously, screw Rudolph.

NFC East: Philadelphia Eagles

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Maybe Saint Nick can't deliver against a zone. Could Christmas be ruined in Philly?

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Dallas Cowboys

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I'm making prints of this and sending it out instead of the one of my kids.

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New York Giants

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Maybe Eli Manning's receivers should start wearing different-colored jerseys.

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Washington Redskins

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Happy holidays, everybody!

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