Sasquatch hunters would lose their minds if they happened across Fenway Park. The men of the 2013 Boston Red Sox own some of the gnarliest beards in baseball, and it's about time we settle the argument of whom has the best.
I mean, seeing as how these players went through all of the trouble and weeks (hours when it comes to Jonny Gomes) to grow these things, we might as well judge them.
From the scraggly to those who would make The Most Interesting Man in the World happy, we have you covered.
Never before has a group of men been so lauded for merely not shaving. It's time to celebrate laziness and superstitious playoff facial hair.
We will also give you a non-baseball comparison of the first thing we think of when we see each beard. Feel free to play along.
Now let's see those mugs.