Peyton and Eli Manning's Rap Song Is the Greatest Thing to Ever Hit the Internet

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Peyton Manning and little brother Eli just dropped a joint so hot you'll need to watch it with some sunscreen on. 

A tip of the hat goes to For the Win for spotting a video that just demolished the Internet and may have also defeated every last rap song ever recorded. 

I don't know if this means more DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket subscriptions, but it certainly means fans will be sitting around their computers all day watching this masterpiece. 

Now, this isn't the first foray into the land of awesome for the Brothers Manning. Football fans might recall one of the best "This is SportsCenter" commercials, which is saying a lot considering how many fantastic spots there have been.


You also might recall the football bros donning mustaches and no-nonsense attitudes for DirecTV's 2011 Football Cops commercial. 

Viewer discretion is advised for football violence (NSFW).  

Essentially, these two should have their own show on the NFL Network, and they need it now. 

As for this particular jam, there is almost too much awesome jam-packed into these three minutes. Eli is looking fierce as Justin Timberlake circa 2002, there is some dude with the audacity to use his phone as a phone, and Archie Manning makes a cameo as the brothers' apparent swag guru. 

All of this is to say that you can now get football on your phone, a fact that is fairly impressive. However, it becomes an unforgettable message when you feature the flawless flow and scintillating syncopation that is the Manning brothers rapping. 

Sorry, rap game, you have just been defeated. 

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