Allow me to introduce the cat of Reds' pitcher Mat Latos, "Cat Latos."
If there was a job naming pets, Mat Latos would be the only one you would want to hire, because he pretty much guaranteed his cat has the best name over all other kitties.
The fun little feline can walk with some serious swagger knowing he has the sweetest moniker of any other cat.
Deadspin reports on the growing affection on the Internets for Latos and his cat named Cat.
Last month, Latos' wife—of the man not the cat—received a great question on Twitter. It's there that Dallas Latos gave us the perfect pet name.
@jbomb1984 they can totally have Skype play dates! Hahaha naming him Cat Latos. No, I'm not kidding.— Dallas Latos(@DallasLatos) September 11, 2012
As you might know, the Internet love cats. The animal is sort of a mascot for guys and gals who sit around a computer all day thinking up crazy memes.
So you can imagine how famous this cat named Cat has become in social media circles.
If Twitter were a club, Cat Latos wouldn't have to wait with all the fuglies behind the velvet rope, gaining entrance like a true VIP.
Of course, Dallas Latos has fanned the flames of adorable ventures with such tweets as this. Here is Mat Latos, professional athlete, cuddling with kitty.
Ain't no party like a kitty tummy party.twitpic.com/b2zt2f— Dallas Latos(@DallasLatos) October 11, 2012
After the Reds were downed by the Giants in Game 5 of the NLDS, there will be a lot more time for kitty-tummy parties.
I say he gets to work naming a new cat. Might I suggest, Colonel Meowington Whiskers III or Lord Paws Furrington Esq.
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