Kim Kardashian Divorce: Things in Sports Longer Than Their Marriage
As you know by now, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries split and there is backlash everywhere. This article was inspired by a twitter hash-tag #thingslongerthantheirmarriage.
Although divorce is usually no laughing matter, you kind of have to laugh at this as it lasted such a short time, and it was basically a publicity stunt.
I hope you get as good as a laugh out of these that I did as I list off some things in sports that were longer than their marriage.
The NBA Lockout
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I mean it could go on for days, and seeing how a member of this former couple is a part of the lockout, it only seemed fitting.
Tony Romo's 4th Quarter Lead
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This is self explanatory.
Lebron's Hair Line
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I mean for real, that thing is getting shorter and shorter!
Tim Tebow's Projected Stint as NFL Starter
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Let's face it, Tim Tebow isn't going to be an NFL starter for very long. He isn't just on the struggle bus right now—he is driving it.
Hope Solo's Ugly Meter
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Obviously everything is longer than that! She is smoking!
The Colts' Losing Streak
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I mean yeah, it's up to what, nine straight now? Looks like Peyton Manning played every position on the field.
Clay Matthews's Hair
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Clay Matthews's hair is getting pretty long, it's definitely longer than that marriage.
Tiger's List of Cocktail Waitresses
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I mean there are not many things that are longer than this list, except for his list of majors!
Brian Wilson's Beard
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Brian Wilson's beard is way longer than this false wedding!
The List of Violations for Ohio State and Miami
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Once again this list is so long, it's almost not even fair.
Reggie Bush's Stint with His Heisman
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I mean, considering they dated for a while, in what was a highly publicized relationship, I had to throw in a Reggie Bush joke.