Brett Favre: Why Ex-Packer QB Continues to Be a Huge Embarrassment

Two tigers were walking single file through the woods when the trailing tiger suddenly licks the lead tiger's posterior anatomy.

"What the heck was that?" inquired the startled lead Tiger.

To which the trailing Tiger replied: "I just ate a guy named Brett Favre and I was trying to get rid of the after taste."

Brett Favre is back and there's absolutely no reason for him to be back or for us to be talking about him, yet there he is making headlines everywhere, inducing mass nausea.

That's Brett Favre, the football retiree who happens to be:

A. A curmudgeon.

B: A dastardly cur.

C: An embarrassing has-been.

D: A guy who is so completely full of himself.

E: A guy who can't let it go.

F: A guy who seemingly can't help making an idiot out of himself.

G: All the above.

Poll the audience please. Thought so, seems like the universe has a firm grasp on this one. It's "G."

Next question. Are there any humans out there who still claim they are fans of Brett Favre? If so, please, please tell us why?

The latest from the Mississippi Goob in his real, comfortable jeans was a cheap shot on Aaron Rodgers. Yes, the same Aaron Rodgers who is fulfilling his potential, facing his destiny and doing it with poise and class.

Favre took a cheap shot at Rodgers, saying basically that he was surprised it took the Pack's QB so long to win a Super Bowl.

Sorry folks, but this guy Favre is simply a grumpy old man with bitter beer face. He needs to go away and stay away. And while we're at it, Congress should pass a law banning Favre from any broadcast booth that's desperate enough to invite him in.

Favre needs to stay down there in Kiln and do whatever it is he does with his abundant amount of free time.

Yes, Grumpy Old Favre went past the "embarrassment" stage a long time ago. He's entered new realms of idiocy and opening new doors of what amounts to New Frontiers of Stupidity.

While Rodgers and his team are trying to be the best of the best for a second straight year, and they're doing a great job so far, Favre's out there opening his pie hole and proving that in retirement, he's the worst of the worst.

Rodgers has taken the high road in all of this and is simply trying to keep things classy.

At the other end of life's spectrum, Favre is wallowing in the sewage of shallowness.

Count Curmudgeon simply needs to go away and leave Rodgers and his team alone.

Baron Brett of Bitter Beer Face needs to chill with the fellas in Kiln and have a cold one.

Most of all, Brett Favre simply needs to go away. He needs to ride off into the sunset but it wouldn't be on a horse.

An ass would be more appropriate.