Women play fantasy football too, but it takes a special kind of woman to pull it off. It’s not like you could just pluck any old girl off the street and expect her to have an opinion on when to take Michael Turner, after all. They’re a rare breed. A proud few. And if there were any way to spot them from afar, men would have figured it out and married every single one of them a long, long time ago. You just can’t do it.
Now men, on the other hand, are a different story altogether.
Men, especially those who play fantasy football, are usually pretty simple fellows. On game day, they all dress alike. When the game’s over, they all have the same conversation afterward. And when it comes to participating in a fantasy league, in at least nine cases out of ten, they usually engage it in a consistent, predictable manner.
Today we’ll classify 15 of the most common types of fantasy football dudes known to exist, and while your own league might not contain each of them, it’s got to have one of them.
See anyone you know?