The NFL's All-Hair Team

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NFL players are capitalizing on their flowing locks. Clay Matthews and Troy Polamalu each have shampoo deals. Steven Jackson's hair alteration to his trademark dreadlocks prompted a blog post by a veteran NFL beat writer.

I cover the St. Louis Rams for CBSSports.com and Jackson's hair isn't the only one seen coming out of the backs of helmets during Rams practice.

During training camp, I had this idea of creating the NFL All-Hair team and many Rams are represented. Putting together the rest of the team was an effort.

Quarterback: Tom Brady, New England Patriots

FOXBORO, MA - SEPTEMBER 01:  Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots looks on from the sideline in the second half against the New York Giants on September 1, 2011 at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Massachusetts.  (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)
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When Blaine Gabbert showed up at the NFL Combine in February with long hair, people instantly began making the comparisons to Brady and his famous flowing locks.

Brady's hair has reached celebrity status all by itself. It does help that the man is the owner of three Super Bowl rings and has a super model wife.

Running Back: Steven Jackson, St. Louis Rams

GLENDALE, AZ - DECEMBER 05:  Runningback Steven Jackson #39 of the St. Louis Rams during the NFL game against the Arizona Cardinals at the University of Phoenix Stadium on December 5, 2010 in Glendale, Arizona. The Rams defeated the Cardinals 19-6.  (Phot
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Few players in the NFL pull off the long hair look better than Jackson. It'd be weird to even try to imagine "Action" Jackson with short hair.

The three-time Pro Bowler also plays with a fierce tenacity that sort of represents the personality of a tattooed, long-haired tough guy.

When the Rams signed Jerious Norwood this summer, they added a backup running back whose hair rivaled Jackson's.

Jackson's hair is so famous, it even prompted one NFL announcer to say that, because Tim Hightower is now wearing No. 39 for the Redskins and has grown out his hair, it's the "Steven Jackson rule. If you wear 39 and play running back, you must have long hair."

Running Back: Chris Johnson, Tennessee Titans

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CJ2K's hair doesn't look as well as Steven Jackson's, but it is definitely part of Johnson's persona.

The fastest player in the NFL, and the league's most dynamic tailback, Johnson has plenty of defensive players staring at his dreads as they bounce around out of the back of his helmet.

Wide Receiver: Roddy White, Atlanta Falcons

ATLANTA, GA - JANUARY 02:  Roddy White #84 of the Atlanta Falcons waits on the sideline during the game against the Carolina Panthers at the Georgia Dome on January 2, 2011 in Atlanta, Georgia.  (Photo by Scott Halleran/Getty Images)
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White and newcomer Julio Jones maybe give the Falcons the best hair tandem at wideout in the NFL.

If Jones can come close to matching what White did on the field last year, it could be a special year for the Falcons, regardless of hair.

Wide Receiver: Larry Fitzgerald, Arizona Cardinals

FLAGSTAFF, AZ - JULY 30:  Wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald #11 of the Arizona Cardinals practices in the team training camp at Northern Arizona University on July 30, 2011 in Flagstaff, Arizona.  (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
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The $120 million man still has his trademark braids.

Aside from being one of the NFL's best receivers—and now highest paid—Fitzgerald is another one of those players it'd be hard to imagine with short hair.

Offensive Line: Bell, Kemoeatu, Gallery

ST. LOUIS - 2009:  Jacob Bell of the St. Louis Rams poses for his 2009 NFL headshot at photo day in St. Louis, Missouri.  (Photo by NFL Photos)
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Initially I could only come up with three offensive linemen, so thanks for the suggestions.

St. Louis' Jacob Bell (pictured) has seen his hair get longer with each season.

Robert Gallery may have been a bust in Oakland, but he took his big head of hair to Seattle.

Troy Polamalu may be the most famous Pittsburgh Steeler with awesome hair, but let's not forget the Steel City's Tongan offensive guard, Chris Kemoeatu.

Two more players round out a quintet of offensive linemen with awesome hair.

Offensive Line: Iupati, Light

GLENDALE, AZ - NOVEMBER 29:  Guard Mike Iupati #77 of the San Francisco 49ers during the NFL game against the Arizona Cardinals at the University of Phoenix Stadium on November 29, 2010 in Glendale, Arizona.  (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
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Thanks for the suggestions of San Francisco's Mike Iupati (pictured) and Matt Light of New England.

Both are very good additions and round out the offensive line.

Return Specialist: Josh Cribbs, Cleveland Browns

CLEVELAND - NOVEMBER 28:  Wide receiver Joshua Cribbs #16 of the Cleveland Browns runs the ball against the Carolina Panthers at Cleveland Browns Stadium on November 28, 2010 in Cleveland, Ohio.  (Photo by Matt Sullivan/Getty Images)
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Cribbs is one of the best kick returners in the NFL and has a nice full head of hair that can be seen flowing out of his helmet. Thanks for the suggestion.

Devin Hester can get some love, but Cribbs' locks are just better. Plus I dislike the Bears.

Placekicker: Dan Carpenter, Miami Dolphins

MIAMI, FL - CIRCA 2010: In this handout image provided by the NFL,  Dan Carpenter of the Miami Dolphins poses for his 2010 NFL headshot circa 2010 in Miami, Florida. (Photo by NFL via Getty Images)
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Thanks for the suggestion of Carpenter. Not only does he have a nicely trimmed goatee, he does have the Brady-type hair that was mentioned.

Good choice.

Punter: Pat McAfee, Indianapolis Colts

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - CIRCA 2010:  In this handout photo provided by the NFL, Pat McAfee of the Indianapolis Colts poses for his 2010 NFL headshot circa 2010 in Indianapolis, Indiana.  (Photo by NFL via Getty Images)
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Bleacher Report's Getty Images don't have the best shots of McAfee's do.

But, as listed in the comments and suggested by a reader, McAfee has grown his hair out a bit. McAfee's arrest mug shot is even better.

We now almost have a complete special teams unit on the All-Hair team.

Long Snapper: Jake Ingram, Jacksonville Jaguars

FOXBOROUGH, MA - 2009:  Jake Ingram of the New England Patriots poses for his 2009 NFL headshot at photo day in Foxborough, Massachusetts.  (Photo by NFL Photos)
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Although his hair is pulled back into a ponytail in his NFL mugshot, one thing to remember is that HIS HAIR IS PULLED BACK INTO A PONYTAIL.

That means we have our long snapper as Ingram, who was originally drafted by the Patriots—the only long snapper selected in the 2009 draft. He signed with Jacksonville in August.

Defensive Line: Tyson Alualu, Jacksonville Jaguars

JACKSONVILLE, FL - SEPTEMBER 12:  Tyson Alualu #93 of the Jacksonville Jaguars tackles Tim Tebow #15 of the Denver Broncos during the NFL season opener game at EverBank Field on September 12, 2010 in Jacksonville, Florida.  (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty I
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He may be one of the "big uglies" on Jacksonville's defensive line, but the former first-round pick also has the best hair on the team. He's not a bad player either.

There will be a definite Samoan theme with the defensive all-hair squad.

Defensive Line: Domata Peko, Cincinnati Bengals

CINCINNATI - AUGUST 18:  Domata Peko #94 of the Cincinnati Bengals looks on during a preseason NFL game against the New Orleans Saints on August 18, 2007 at Paul Brown Stadium in Cincinnati, Ohio. The Saints defeated the Bengals 27-19. (Photo by Joe Robbi
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There is only one word to describe Peko's hair—awesome.

He's got it all: super long hair that goes beyond the middle of his back, a big bushy beard and a brand new long-term contract for a guy who has started every game for the Bengals two of the last three years.

Defensive Line: Brett Keisel, Pittsburgh Steelers

PITTSBURGH, PA - JANUARY 23:  Brett Keisel #99 of the Pittsburgh Steelers looks on against the New York Jets during the 2011 AFC Championship game at Heinz Field on January 23, 2011 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.  (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)
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Yes, facial hair counts and Keisel's beard last year developed a personality of its own during Pittsburgh's march to the Super Bowl.

Keisel is a heck of a player, but his best moment last season may have been when he added a Troy Polamalu wig to his already impressive Grizzly Adams look.

Defensive Line: Paul Soliai, Miami Dolphins

MIAMI - DECEMBER 19:  Defensive tackle Paul Soliai #96 of the Miami Dolphins walks off the field against the Buffalo Bills at Sun Life Stadium on December 19, 2010 in Miami, Florida. The Bills defeated the Dolphins 17-14.  (Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Imag
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Another great suggestion as the defense goes from a 3-4 to a 4-4 scheme.

Soliai's combination of long hair and awesome beard make him a perfect choice for this team.

Linebacker: Clay Matthews, Green Bay Packers

ARLINGTON, TX - FEBRUARY 06:  Clay Matthews #52 of the Green Bay Packers stands on the sideline against the Pittsburgh Steelers during Super Bowl XLV at Cowboys Stadium on February 6, 2011 in Arlington, Texas.  (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)
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Not only is Matthews the NFL's best linebacker, he also owns one of the league's best heads of hair.

Entering only his third season, the former USC star and third generation NFL player has parlayed his blond locks into a hair deal with Suave (to go with last season's Super Bowl championship).

He also lets his hair down in a new Dick's Sporting Goods commercial.

Linebacker: Rey Maualuga, Cincinnati Bengals

FOXBORO, MA - SEPTEMBER 12:  Rey Maualuga #58 of the Cincinnati Bengals walks off the field in the second half against the New England Patriots during the NFL season opener on September 12, 2010 at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Massachusetts. The Patriots
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Like his teammate, Peko, Maualuga has almost identical hair. It could be a USC thing, also.

Like Matthews, Maualuga is a former Trojan and played with Brian Cushing, the Houston linebacker who entered the league with long hair, but has since gone to the short look.

Linebacker: AJ Hawk, Green Bay Packers

ARLINGTON, TX - FEBRUARY 01:  A.J. Hawk #50 of the Green Bay Packers speaks during Super Bowl XLV Media Day ahead of Super Bowl XLV at Cowboys Stadium on February 1, 2011 in Arlington, Texas. The Pittsburgh Steelers will play the Green Bay Packers in Supe
Scott Halleran/Getty Images

Matthews' Green Bay teammate doesn't have quite the pretty head of hair of Matthews, but Hawk's blond locks still count.

Hawk, the No. 5 overall pick in 2006, shook off a slow start to his career by having an outstanding year last season to help the Packers win the Super Bowl.

Linebacker: Philip Wheeler, Indianapolis Colts

HOUSTON - SEPTEMBER 12:  Philip Wheeler #50 of the Indianapolis Colts walks off the field after a loss to the Houston Texans in the NFL season opener at Reliant Stadium on September 12, 2010 in Houston, Texas.  (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)
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Wheeler's hair fits right in with the length of Matthews and Maualuga. Entering his fourth year with the Colts, Wheeler has played in all 48 games of the three previous seasons.

Cornerback: Al Harris, St. Louis Rams

GREEN BAY, WI - CIRCA 2010: In this photo provided by the NFL, Al Harris of the Green Bay Packers poses for his 2010 NFL headshot circa 2010 in Green Bay, Wisconsin.  (Photo by NFL via Getty Images)
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When Harris and Mike McKenzie were Green Bay's two starting cornerbacks, they not only comprised one of the league's best tandems on the outside, but they also had the best hair of any duo in the league.

Harris' hair has been the inspiration for some current players who watched the 14-year veteran in his younger days.

Now with the Rams, Harris is again teaching young players and still donning the long braids that fall to the middle of his back.

Defensive Back: Louis Delmas, Detroit Lions

DETROIT, MI - DECEMBER 12:  Louis Delmas #26 of the Detroit Lions leaves the field celebrating a 7-3 victory over the Green Bay Packers on December 12, 2010 at Ford Field in Detroit, Michigan.  (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)
Gregory Shamus/Getty Images

One of the players who said he looked up to Al Harris as a youngster is Delmas.

The third-year player found success on the field quickly as a rookie and has developed into one of the league's top ball-hawks.

Lions fan can be glad Delmas, and his long hair, was inspired to play football while watching Harris and the Packers.

Safety: Atari Bigby, Seattle Seahawks

SEATTLE - AUGUST 20:  Strong safety Atari Bigby #27of the Seattle Seahawks warms up prior to the game against the Minnesota Vikings at CenturyLink Field on August 20, 2011 in Seattle, Washington. The Vikings won 20-7. (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images
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Another former Packer makes the list. Bigby was sent packing by Green Bay this summer and the Seahawks quickly snatched him up.

Not sure if Harris influenced Bigby's hair decision, but we can thank his parents for giving him one of the coolest first names of any player to ever don an NFL uniform.

Safety: Troy Polamalu, Pittsburgh Steelers

PITTSBURGH, PA - JANUARY 15:  Safety Troy Polamalu #43 of the Pittsburgh Steelers looks on during the AFC Divisional Playoff Game against the Baltimore Ravens at Heinz Field on January 15, 2011 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.  (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty
Gregory Shamus/Getty Images

Saving the best for last.

Is there any player in the NFL whose hair is more famous? While Polamalu is seemingly everywhere on the field making plays for the Pittsburgh defense, his Head & Shoulders commercials are ubiquitous and have even spawned a baseball spinoff version with the Minnesota Twins' Joe Mauer.

No NFL All-Hair team could be complete without Polamalu, the captain of the squad.

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