Fantasy Football: 5 Funny Team Names Guaranteed to Have Opponents Howling

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FOXBORO, MA - SEPTEMBER 01:  Head coach Bill Belichick of the New England Patriots talks with against the New England Patriots official to challenge a ruling on the field during the game against the New York Giants on September 1, 2011 at Gillette Stadium
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It won't help you win, and it won't throw off your opponent, but it will add some entertainment.

They are the funny names of fantasy football teams.

At the very least, choosing a clever team name is the fun part, and if you happen to dominate your league, well then that just adds more wood to the fire.

So without further ado, here are five funny fantasy football team names.

Along Came Collie

HOUSTON - SEPTEMBER 12:  Wide receiver Austin Collie #17 of the Indianapolis Colts at Reliant Stadium on September 12, 2010 in Houston, Texas.  (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)
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If you've ever seen Along Came Polly with Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston and Phillip Seymour Hoffman, you know how awesome this is.

If you have never seen it, it's worth your time.

She's a Britt...House

SEATTLE - JANUARY 03:  Kenny Britt #18 of the Tennessee Titans looks on before the game against the Seattle Seahawks on January 3, 2010 at Qwest Field in Seattle, Washington. (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)
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A great pun from a great song.

Brick House by The Commodores will stand the test of time, and who knows, maybe Kenny Britt will have a solid season with Matt Hasselbeck under center.

Bill Belichick's Video Rentals

FOXBORO, MA - SEPTEMBER 12:  Coach Bill Belichick of the New England Patriots watches the action against the Cincinnati Bengals during during the NFL season opener at Gillette Stadium on September 12, 2010 in Foxboro, Massachusetts. (Photo by Jim Rogash/G
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After all the spy-gate accusations put toward Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots, this one is just plain awesome.

Anytime you need to watch some film of your opponent, just go to Bill Belichick's Video Rentals and you'll surely go undefeated.

Hilarious.

I'm a Man, I'm Forte

It obviously comes from Chicago Bears' RB Matt Forte's last name, but it's still awesome.

And no one really cares about the whole situation that caused this anymore, because "I'm a man, I'm 40!" will last forever.

Oh My God! They Killed Henne!

ORCHARD PARK, NY - SEPTEMBER 12: Bryan Scott #43  of the Buffalo Bills sacks Chad Henne #7 of the Miami Dolphins during the NFL season opener at Ralph Wilson Stadium on September 12, 2010 in Orchard Park, New York. Miami won 15-10. (Photo by Rick Stewart/
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This one is for all the South Park fans that also love watching football and/or playing fantasy football.

And if you're a Dolphins fan, you probably want Matt Moore as you're starting QB anyway.

So, how about we proverbially kill any chance of Chad Henne being under center by benching him?

(Cut to Miami fans still asking for Dan Marino to come out of retirement)

Be sure to check out John on Bleacher Report.

And you can follow him on Twitter @ Sportswriter27.

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