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Fantasy Football: 5 Funny Team Names Guaranteed to Have Opponents Howling

John RozumMay 31, 2018

It won't help you win, and it won't throw off your opponent, but it will add some entertainment.

They are the funny names of fantasy football teams.

At the very least, choosing a clever team name is the fun part, and if you happen to dominate your league, well then that just adds more wood to the fire.

So without further ado, here are five funny fantasy football team names.

Along Came Collie

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If you've ever seen Along Came Polly with Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston and Phillip Seymour Hoffman, you know how awesome this is.

If you have never seen it, it's worth your time.

She's a Britt...House

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A great pun from a great song.

Brick House by The Commodores will stand the test of time, and who knows, maybe Kenny Britt will have a solid season with Matt Hasselbeck under center.

Bill Belichick's Video Rentals

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After all the spy-gate accusations put toward Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots, this one is just plain awesome.

Anytime you need to watch some film of your opponent, just go to Bill Belichick's Video Rentals and you'll surely go undefeated.

Hilarious.

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I'm a Man, I'm Forte

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It obviously comes from Chicago Bears' RB Matt Forte's last name, but it's still awesome.

And no one really cares about the whole situation that caused this anymore, because "I'm a man, I'm 40!" will last forever.

Oh My God! They Killed Henne!

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This one is for all the South Park fans that also love watching football and/or playing fantasy football.

And if you're a Dolphins fan, you probably want Matt Moore as you're starting QB anyway.

So, how about we proverbially kill any chance of Chad Henne being under center by benching him?

(Cut to Miami fans still asking for Dan Marino to come out of retirement)

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