Commentators have a tough job.
They have to sail between the Scylla of being too silent and appearing redundant and the Charybdis of talking too often and appearing to be the Gilmore Girls on crack.
It's a particularly fine art finding the balance, and the commentators who can make their way between the two and also offer insight, intelligence and sheer depth of knowledge earn every cent they're paid.
Then you have the rest. Everyone has a short list of commentators they can't stand. Everyone has their least favorite.
Everyone has the commentator they wish would accidentally be thrown into a cement mixer.
Here's a solid ten who may dip into the latter category. If you've got additions or subtractions to the list, absolutely feel free to throw them into the comments.
It's a field day on all the little quirks and catchphrases and mannerisms and errors and people you just can't stand. Boom!