2011 NFL Schedule: One Awful Game the NFL Should Cancel for Each Week
Welcome to the worst of the 2011 NFL schedule.
If you are a fan of any of these teams, I'm sorry.
If you are a fan of any of these teams, I feel terrible.
If you are a fan of any of these teams? Are you also an alcoholic?
I'd certainly be.
Anyways, enough with the introduction. The title says it all.
Sit back, relax, and wonder, how great it would be to not have these games on the NFL schedule.
Kickoff is around the corner.
Week 1: Cincinnati Bengals at Cleveland Browns
The Cleveland Browns haven't won a championship in 47 years. The Bengals have zero Super Bowl championships.
Need I say more.
Week 2: Oakland Raiders at Buffalo Bills
Do you really want to watch Jason Campbell vs. Ryan Fitzpatrick?
And if you tell me, either of them is the starting quarterback on your fantasy football team, I'd quit now because it's going to be a long season.
Week 3: Miami Dolphins at Cleveland Browns
Unless you guarantee me that Miami Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall will do something crazy, I am certainly not staying home on a Sunday afternoon to watch this game.
Week 4: Buffalo Bills at Cincinnati Bengals
The only exciting thing about this game is...
(wait for it...wait for it...wait for it)
You'll be waiting for a while. Then again, the only good news is that the suffering of having to actually watch this game will be over by 4:00 EST.
Week 5: Tampa Bay Buccaneers at San Francisco 49ers
Although Vernon Davis' favorite head coach is no longer around, there has to be someone who new head coach, Jim Harbaugh, can't play with, can't coach, or simply, can't do it.
Don't you think?
Week 6: Cleveland Browns at Oakland Raiders
Who'd rather watch paint dry?
Let's not all answer at once.
Week 7: Washingon Redskins at Carolina Panthers
Welcome to a brief edition of "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly."
The Good: One of these teams will finally get their first win of the season.
The Bad: It will be their only win of the season.
The Ugly: This game will actually be played.
Week 8: Washington Redskins at Buffalo Bills
The only thing worse than having to watch the Washington Redskins play, is having to watch them play in Buffalo.
Week 9: Denver Broncos at Oakland Raiders
Can they play too?
Week 10: Washington Redskins at Miami Dolphins
What will Brandon Marshall do this week?
Week 11: Carolina Panthers at Detroit Lions
Can we really bet on Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford making it to Week 11 without an injury?
If he's not playing, I'm not watching.
Week 12: Washington Redskins at Seattle Seahawks
They'll be there, but will you?
Week 13: Oakland Raiders at Miami Dolphins
Will free agent Ricky Williams be handing out brownies?
That would certainly make this game a little more exciting.
Week 14: St. Louis Rams at Seattle Seahawks
Is this really the Monday Night Football game?
Don't you wish there was an NFL lockout, so you wouldn't have to watch?
Week 15: Detroit Lions at Oakland Raiders
Will Raiders owner Al Davis be sleeping by halftime?
I bet you will be.
Week 16: Denver Broncos at Buffalo Bills
If you're going to have anyone from the Bills or Broncos roster playing in the finals of your fantasy football league, I wish you the best of luck.
You're going to need it.
Week 17: San Francisco 49ers at St. Louis Rams
With both teams missing out on the 2011 playoffs, this will be nothing more than a meaningless regular season game.
You can take that to the bank.