Fantasy Football Team Names: 3 Best from Every NFL Team

My Vick in a Box
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The 96 Best Fantasy Football Team Names for the 2011 NFL Season

We all know the importance of knowing your draft rankings and strategies. You've found out who is the best at each position, researched which players will make for great sleepers and who to steer clear of. You've learned all that and more from God Hates Losers.

But when it comes to fantasy football, there is one move that tops them all. The most important factor of any fantasy football league is the almighty team name.

At the beginning of each fantasy football year, you know the main problem you face. What name will get you respect in your league. You can’t merely opt to have your name define your team. You can't settle for some over-used, low-brow, terrible excuse for creativity. And you aren’t a rookie at this, you can’t have some sloppy combination of a city, color and animal.

No. You need to pull out the big guns. You need a name that is going to grab the attention of your opponents and prove that you are no sucker. You are not an owner to be taken lightly. You are not to be messed with.

So here it is. The best, funniest, greatest, most creative, unique and respected compilation of fantasy football team names ever assembled for the 2011 fantasy season. Whoever said that the pun is the world’s lowest form of humor has never witnessed anything like this.

2011 Fantasy Football: Best Team Names from the NFC East

Feelin So Fly Like Hakeem Nicks
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Dallas Cowboys

• Dezzy Does Dallas
• Crest Pro Wittening
• Tashard by an Angel

New York Giants

• So Fly Like Hakeem Nicks
• Ahmadmiral Ackbar
• Ring Around the Osi

Philadelphia Eagles

• My Vick in a Box
• I am Asomugha
• Maclin Oat Bran

Washington Redskins

• Gym, Tan, Landry
• Torainasaurus Rex
• You Say Goodbye, I Say Helu

Find out how Hakeem Nicks and your favorite receivers fare in GHL's Fantasy Receiver Rankings.

2011 Fantasy Football: Most Creative Team Names from the NFC North

Teach Me How to Raji
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Chicago Bears

• Forte-Year-Old Virgin
• I Can’t Believe It’s Not Cutler
• Sour Carimi and Onion

Detroit Lions

• Stafford Infection
• Jersey Leshoure
• On Like Ndamukong

Green Bay Packers

• Teach Me How to Raji
• MegaStarks vs. Giant Hawktopus
• I’m going to let you come up with one for Kuhn

Minnesota Vikings

• Percy Whipped
• Berrian the Hatchet
• Boats and Shiancoes

2011 Fantasy Football: Funniest Team Names from the NFC South

Blount Force Trauma
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 Atlanta Falcons

• Jacquizzed in my Pants
• Apple Turner Ovie
• Raging Falcoholics

Carolina Panthers

• LaFell in Love with a Girl
• Tonsil Shockey
• Cam Dirty Apes

New Orleans Saints

• Breesy like Sunday Morning
• Ingram Toenails
• Tootsie Sproles

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

• Blount Force Trauma
• Talib it to Beaver
• Arreliousted Development

 

Blount and other running back player rankings at God Hates Losers.

2011 Fantasy Football: Awesome Team Names from the NFC West

Iupati Like It's Yo' Birthday
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Arizona Cardinals

• Peach Kolbler
• My Morning Doucet
• Good Whisen Hunting

San Francisco 49ers

• Iupati Like It’s Yo' Birthday
• Big Gores Don’t Cry
• A Partridge in a Crabtree

Seattle Seahawks

• Marshawn Stewart Collection
• Tatupu Platter
• Run Forsett Run

St. Louis Rams

• Why So Jerious?
• Bad Case of Laurinaitis
• Amendola Dola Bill, Ya’ll

2011 Fantasy Football: Most Creative Team Names from the AFC East

Shonnshank Redemption
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Buffalo Bills

• The Book of Moorman
• What Does Marcell Darius Look Like?
• Angry Byrds

Miami Dolphins

• Forgetting Brandon Marshall
• 12 Items or Bess
• Henne Given Sunday

New England Patriots

• Brady Gaga
• Belicheck Yo’self Before you Wreck Yo’self
• Everybody Pat Chung Tonight

New York Jets

• Revis is my Homeboy
• Shonnshank Redemption
• Fire Cotchery

2011 Fantasy Football: Funny Fantasy Team Names from the AFC North

I am Serious, and Don't Call Me Shipley
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Baltimore Ravens

• Flacco Seagulls
• Rice Rice Baby
• Hakuna Ma-Ngata

Cincinnati Bengals

• LeFevour for More Cowbell
• I am Serious, and Don’t Call Me Shipley
• Moch Ness Monster

Cleveland Browns

• The Hillis Have Eyes
• Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi
• Bring Back the McCribbs

Pittsburgh Steelers

• Roethlisberger in Paradise
• Let’s Get Rasharded
• Hines your Kids, Hines your Wife

 

Learn the 10 Draft Mistakes that will kill your fantasy football team at GHL.

2011 Fantasy Football: Best Team Names from the AFC South

My My My Myyyyyy Bironas
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Houston Texans

• Arian Nation
• Cotton Schuabs
• Slaton Worshippers

Indianapolis Colts

• Addai’d in your Arms Tonight
• Making in Wayne
• The Blair White Project

Jacksonville Jaguars

• What Would Jones-Drew
• Changing of the Garrard
• Scobee Snacks

Tennessee Titans

• I’m Bringing Hasselbeck
• My My My Myyyyyy Bironas
• Too Legit to Britt

2011 Fantasy Football: Creative Team Names from the AFC West

Cassel Greyskull
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Denver Broncos

• The Big Tebowski
• Love Knowshon Number Nine
• Royal with Cheese

Kansas City Chiefs

• Taste Dwayne Bowe
• Cassel Greyskull
• Breaston Peace

Oakland Raiders

• Died Without a Nnamdi
• Huff Around the Edges
• A Boller of Campbells

San Diego Chargers

• Just Kaeding
• Takeo to the Ball Game
• Naanee Naanee Boo Boo

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