Everyone has been somewhere—whether it be a party, a concert, a date or just out with friends—where everything is going great, everyone is having a fantastic time, the energy is just right, and then, out of nowhere...BAM!
THAT guy (or gal) walks into the room and everything changes. It's almost as if the joy has been sucked out of the room by some invisible vacuum cleaner—or perhaps by Mega Maid herself.
Sure, everyone is relieved once that person leaves, but it's just not the same after their appearance. No matter how brief it may have been.
Regardless of how hard you try, it's impossible to get that same vibe back again.
We call these people party-poopers, buzz-kills, jerks, and worse.
In the land of the New York Yankees, there is a party going on, a party where fans are drooling and foaming at the mouth over the possibility of acquiring Ubaldo Jimenez, the 27-year-old ace of the Colorado Rockies pitching staff.
Well Yankee fans, call me Buzz Killington, because I'm here to ruin your little get together.
I'm bringing the ants to your picnic, I'm bringing the rain to your barbecue.
I'm the guy who sits behind you at Yankee Stadium decked out in Boston Red Sox gear talking about how Dustin Pedroia is such a "wicked pissah."
After the jump, five things that should make you think twice before jumping on the "We Want Ubaldo" bandwagon.