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Few kickers define ineptitude quite like Jose Cortez.
The former XFL championship MVP was downright terrible in his nearly two seasons in 49ers scarlet and gold. That might be a little generous.
While his kicking percentage may not be as bad as others on this list, Cortez made sure his misses were special.
He ended the 2001-02 season, his only full year with the team, missing seven of his final 14 kicks. He also had five of his kicks blocked that season, including one in the 49ers playoff loss to the Green Bay Packers.
His cut from the team on the tail end of the 2002-03 season was a surprise to absolutely nobody. His 75 percent field goal percentage with the 49ers during the season would have him ranked 28th among kickers.
Cortez shuffled between several teams during the next few seasons (including a stop in Dallas where he was particularly well liked).
Amazingly, the 49ers turned to Cortez for a single game in 2005. He missed his only kick (but to be fair he totally nailed both of his extra point attempts).
Cortez, after a short stint as a dockworker, is now working as a Oregon State Police Trooper.