There are plenty of ways to break down this salary:
Drew's earning $3.5 million for each of his four home runs.
He's cashing in $875,000 per RBI. (Adrian Gonzalez, the league leader in RBIs, is making $105,000 per RBI.) T
The supposed five-tool player is earning infinity dollars per stolen base ($14 million / 0 stolen bases = error).
No matter how you break it down, Drew is overpaid.
It's a fantasy of mine that, somehow, another team will be stupid enough to take Drew off of the Red Sox payroll.
I know it won't happen, but—hey look, he just struck out again—my dreams, it does, and here's where he goes.