How do you move 350 pounds that is burning a $100 million hole in your pocket?
As fast as you can.
For that reason—well, and for many others—Albert Haynesworth tops the list of the five biggest cancers on the trading block.
Why? You ask. Like I said, for many reasons that I'll cover later. For now, let's accept the fact he's not the only player on the block that comes with the "I may completely destroy your season and any positive momentum your team created before my ass got here" red flag.
Fear not, even though Albert is a huge guy, he's got four partners in crime on this one (meaning he's not big enough to fill all five spots – but close). Most are obvious, one is definitely not.