2011 NFL Predictions: 8 Predictions so Bold You'll Call Them GARGANTUNORMOUS

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2011 NFL Predictions: 8 Predictions so Bold You'll Call Them GARGANTUNORMOUS
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I get tired of all the “Bold Predictions” that come with sports and the NFL. My background is in molecular biology, a field where emotional conjecture is unwelcome. If you’re going to make a case, have it grounded in fact and replicable pattern, not conventional wisdom and questionable statistical conclusions. Retrospectively, "bold" tends to be a synonym for "dumb."

But whatever—that’s how sports are, and perhaps part of me loves that escape from the confines of 1 + 1 invariably equaling 2.

So let’s go for broke. I’m not going to make Bold Predictions. Or Enormous Predictions. Or Gargantuous Predictions. I’m going to make GARGANTUNORMOUS PREDICTIONS. These hawgs will be based in absolutely nothing but intuition and how the NFL seems to be heading.

In increasing garganunormity…

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