Over the duration of the 2011 NFL Draft, we're going to hear 254 names called.
A large portion of these names will be boring, unimaginative names that sound more like a businessman than a linebacker.
Ah, but that isn't what this article is for. This article is for all the diamonds in the rough out there. The ones whose parents were masters of thinking up a name.
Some of these names are unusual. Some of these names are downright suave. Some of these names sound so NFL-like that they're clearly destined to play football.
There are more than a few of these names in this draft, but here are the 25 best of them.