The quality of players' hair seems to have usurped players' talent as the hot topic leading up to this weekend's Super Bowl.
The media seems to be obsessed with the hair of two men: Clay Matthews and Troy Polamalu. I figured it was time to compare the hair and, once and for all, declare a winner. It was a rigorous process and I've spent the last week, night after sleepless night, going over all of the details.
I truly believe the outcome of my research will help return the media's attention back to what's really most important: uniform colors.