Brett Favre: 10 Things He Should Do After The Season

Brett Favre is always in the news these days.  Will he retire, will he play, has he sexted and does he even know what sexting is? 

After this weekend the Vikings season will be over and they are looking to move forward to next season and so is Favre.

Here are 10 things that Brett Favre should do after this season is over.

James Evens is a Purdue student and Basketball/Football Featured Columnist for the Boilermakers, along with being a Writing Intern at Bleacher Report.   Follow him on Twitter or like him on Facebook

Retire

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DETROIT, MI - DECEMBER 13: Brett Favre #4 of the Minnesota Vikings runs off the field prior to playing the New York Giants at Ford Field on December 13, 2010 in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)

It's about time this happened.  It's time for Mr. Favre to go to the Cracker Barrel and buy a rocking chair because his days as a starting quarterback need to come to an end.

It was a great run Brett, now hang up the cleats. 

Shoot a Viagra Commercial

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN - DECEMBER 05: Brett Favre #4 (left) of the Minnesota Vikings sits on the sideline against the Buffalo Bills defense at the Mall of America Field at the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome on December 5, 2010 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. (Photo

I mean he would be the perfect spokesman. You saw the pictures and heard the allegations, right?

Make Up With The Packers

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GREEN BAY, WI - JANUARY 20: Quarterback Brett Favre #4 of the Green Bay Packers reacts after a Packers touchdown during the NFC championship game against the New York Giants on January 20, 2008 at Lambeau Field in Green Bay, Wisconsin. The Giants defeate

Brett Favre and the Packers did not have a great split.  It wasn't quite as bad as the Bobby Knight-IU split but pretty bad.  

All jokes aside, Favre was great with the Packers. It's time for him to make up with the team he loved for so long and get his jersey retired and hung up in Lambeau Field. 

Get a New Cell Phone

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PHILADELPHIA, PA - DECEMBER 28: Injured Quarterback Brett Favre (R) #4 congratulates Joe Webb #14 of the Minnesota Vikings after scoring a touchdown against the Philadelphia Eagles at Lincoln Financial Field on December 26, 2010 in Philadelphia, Pennsylv

Since he will be retired after this point, he should get one of those cell phones for old people.  Actually, Brett, get any type of phone you want, as long as it doesn't have a camera on it.

Live in Mississippi

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PHILADELPHIA, PA - DECEMBER 28: Injured Quarterback Brett Favre #4 of the Minnesota Vikings walks off the field at the end of the half during thier game against the Philadelphia Eagles at Lincoln Financial Field on December 28, 2010 in Philadelphia, Penns

Go back home, Brett.  You've been away for a long time and it's time you return back to Mississippi.  

Shoot Another Wrangler Commercial

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN - DECEMBER 20: Quarterback Brett Favre of the Minnesota Vikings warms up before the Vikings game against the Chicago Bears at TCF Bank Stadium on December 20, 2010 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. (Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images)

This is Brett Favre's only income from here on out.  Go back to Mississippi, get the pigskin out and your dog and shoot another Wrangler commercial so we can see you even after you are retired.

Because we all know you need the spotlight. 

Put in Your Application to ESPN

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DETROIT, MI - DECEMBER 13: Brett Favre #4 of the Minnesota Vikings talks to the media after the game against the New York Giants at Ford Field on December 13, 2010 in Detroit, Michigan. The Giants defeated the Vikings 21-3. (Photo by Leon Halip/Getty Im

It's only a matter of time before we see Brett Favre as an analyst on ESPN.  He would be a great fit with the Monday Night Countdown crew and it's only a matter of time before he joins the ESPN team.

Buy Some Icy Hot

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DETROIT, MI - DECEMBER 13: Brett Favre #4 of the Minnesota Vikings walks on the field during pre-game warm ups and will not dress for the game against the New York Giants on December 13, 2010 in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Leon Halip/Getty Images)

One big thing that he needs to do is rehab.  His body has been through hell and back throughout his career and it's time to give it a rest.

Write a Kids Book

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN - DECEMBER 05: Brett Favre #4 (right) of the Minnesota Vikings sits on the sideline against the Buffalo Bills defense at the Mall of America Field at the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome on December 5, 2010 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. (Photo

Every single time someone on SportsCenter talks about Brett Favre they mention how he is like a little kid when he plays football.  Well, I think it's time ESPN puts their money where their mouth is and finances a Brett Favre children's book.

It could be called, The Old Guy That Just Wouldn't Hang It Up: The Brett Favre Story.

Hunt and Fish

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN - DECEMBER 05: Brett Favre #4 of the Minnesota Vikings leaves the field after defeating the Buffalo Bills at the Mall of America Field at the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome on December 5, 2010 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. (Photo by Nick Laha

Now that Brett Favre will be done with football, he will have time to go hunt and fish a bit and just enjoy life for a while.  

It should be nice for him to once again be out of the spotlight.

Will he leave the house today, or will he not?