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GLENDALE, AZ - NOVEMBER 29:  Fans of the San Francisco 49ers hold up signs and cheer during the NFL game against the Arizona Cardinals at the University of Phoenix Stadium on November 29, 2010 in Glendale, Arizona. The 49ers defeated the Cardinals 27-6.
GLENDALE, AZ - NOVEMBER 29: Fans of the San Francisco 49ers hold up signs and cheer during the NFL game against the Arizona Cardinals at the University of Phoenix Stadium on November 29, 2010 in Glendale, Arizona. The 49ers defeated the Cardinals 27-6.Christian Petersen/Getty Images

48 Unfullfilled Expectations Regarding The 2010 NFL Season

Alan LupianiDec 28, 2010

Each NFL season comes with it's own expectations and I had a good time putting together this list of forty eight regarding the 2010 season.

The NFL has become such an up tight league, scripted by carefully rehearsed sound bites, that I believe it beneficial and relevant to reflect on some of the more complex characters and situations that made the 2010 NFL season more engaging, vulnerable, and above all, human.

Let's not forget, at the end of the day, it's just a game played by grown men for lots and lots of money.

Ocho Cinco TO Show Would Take the Bengals to the Next Level

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IRVING, TX - OCTOBER 05:  Wide receiver Chad Johnson #85 of the Cincinnati Bengals talks with Terrell Owens #81 of the Dallas Cowboys at Texas Stadium on October 5, 2008 in Irving, Texas. The Cowboys defeated the Bengals 31-24.  (Photo by Ronald Martinez/
IRVING, TX - OCTOBER 05: Wide receiver Chad Johnson #85 of the Cincinnati Bengals talks with Terrell Owens #81 of the Dallas Cowboys at Texas Stadium on October 5, 2008 in Irving, Texas. The Cowboys defeated the Bengals 31-24. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/

This duo had more chemistry on Ustream than on the field, and did little to put fear into opposing secondaries hearts. 

The Wild Cat

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MIAMI - AUGUST 27:  Running back Ronnie Brown #23 of the Miami Dolphins takes a direct snap in the wild cat formation against the Atlanta Falcons during pre season action at Sun Life Stadium on August 27, 2010 in Miami, Florida.  (Photo by Marc Serota/Get
MIAMI - AUGUST 27: Running back Ronnie Brown #23 of the Miami Dolphins takes a direct snap in the wild cat formation against the Atlanta Falcons during pre season action at Sun Life Stadium on August 27, 2010 in Miami, Florida. (Photo by Marc Serota/Get

Talk about a fad, can't really remember a game this season where I saw the wild cat being utilized.

I suppose the Dolphins still use it.

Look at their record.

Mike Singletary and Alex Smith Would Be the Next Lombardi and Bart Starr Combo

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SAN FRANCISCO - OCTOBER 10:  Head coach Mike Singletary of the San Francisco 49ers talks with quarterback Alex Smith #11 against the Philadelphia Eagles during an NFL game at Candlestick Park on October 10, 2010 in San Francisco, California.  (Photo by Je
SAN FRANCISCO - OCTOBER 10: Head coach Mike Singletary of the San Francisco 49ers talks with quarterback Alex Smith #11 against the Philadelphia Eagles during an NFL game at Candlestick Park on October 10, 2010 in San Francisco, California. (Photo by Je

Singletary used ole school ways and gave them a bad name.

His emotional and somewhat unpredictable coaching style did not sit well with today's players.

The result?

Mike, you're outta here!

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Cowboys Schottenheimer Football

Randy Moss Would Behave Himself

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KANSAS CITY, MO - DECEMBER 26:  Receiver Randy Moss #84 of the Tennessee Titans watches from the sidelines during the game against the Kansas City Chiefs on December 26, 2010 at Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City, Missouri.  (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Ima
KANSAS CITY, MO - DECEMBER 26: Receiver Randy Moss #84 of the Tennessee Titans watches from the sidelines during the game against the Kansas City Chiefs on December 26, 2010 at Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Ima

Randy Moss did not learn much in his NFL career, and his meal ticket to the Hall of Fame, the Patriots, finally had enough.  

Take me back "Beli-Brady!"

The Giants wouldn’t miss Plaxico.

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ST. LOUIS, MO - SEPTEMBER 14: Plaxico Buress #17 of the New York Giants celebrates a touchdown against the St. Louis Rams at the Edward Jones Dome on September 14, 2008 in St. Louis, Missouri. (Photo by Dilip Vishwanat/Getty Images)
ST. LOUIS, MO - SEPTEMBER 14: Plaxico Buress #17 of the New York Giants celebrates a touchdown against the St. Louis Rams at the Edward Jones Dome on September 14, 2008 in St. Louis, Missouri. (Photo by Dilip Vishwanat/Getty Images)

As if we didn't find this out last year, Giant fans seemed to have a big brain fart when it comes to Eli and their fragile passing game.  

Nicks and Smith are good, but heck, Plax still steals the show (even behind bars.)

The Texans Would Win...More.

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HOUSTON - DECEMBER 13:  A male fan holds up a sign to show his disappointment in the Texans' season during the game against the Seattle Seahawks at Reliant Stadium on December 13, 2009 in Houston, Texas.  (Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images)
HOUSTON - DECEMBER 13: A male fan holds up a sign to show his disappointment in the Texans' season during the game against the Seattle Seahawks at Reliant Stadium on December 13, 2009 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images)

Have you ever wondered how a team could be so average for so long?  

Welcome to the Houston EightnEightans.

Wade Phillips Would Lead the Cowboys to the Super Bowl

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MINNEAPOLIS - OCTOBER 17:  Dallas Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips hangs his head during the game against the Minnesota Vikings at Mall of America Field on October 17, 2010 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The Vikings defeated the Cowboys 24-21.  (Photo by Jeff
MINNEAPOLIS - OCTOBER 17: Dallas Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips hangs his head during the game against the Minnesota Vikings at Mall of America Field on October 17, 2010 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The Vikings defeated the Cowboys 24-21. (Photo by Jeff

Although I am not a Cowboys fan by any stretch, I do feel bad for nice guy Wade Phillips.

To his credit, Wade gave more credibility to the saying, "Nice guys finish last!"  

Tony Romo Would Be Super Bowl MVP

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ARLINGTON, TX - OCTOBER 25:  Quarterback Tony Romo #9 of the Dallas Cowboys wears a sling on the sidelines after a left shoulder injury against the New York Giants at Cowboys Stadium on October 25, 2010 in Arlington, Texas.  (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Gett
ARLINGTON, TX - OCTOBER 25: Quarterback Tony Romo #9 of the Dallas Cowboys wears a sling on the sidelines after a left shoulder injury against the New York Giants at Cowboys Stadium on October 25, 2010 in Arlington, Texas. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Gett

Romo All Pro, Super Bowl no-no. 

Jerry Jones Would Be a Genius

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SAN DIEGO - AUGUST 21:  Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones during preseason game against the San Diego Chargers at Qualcomm Stadium on August 21, 2010 in San Diego, California.  (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)
SAN DIEGO - AUGUST 21: Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones during preseason game against the San Diego Chargers at Qualcomm Stadium on August 21, 2010 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

It's just too easy, I will let the picture do all the talking.  

The Cowboy family looks like a big happy bunch these days, don't they?  

How bout dem Boys?

Donovan McNabb Would Be Shanahans Next Elway

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ASHURN, VA - APRIL 6:  Mike Shanahan, head coach of the Washington Redskins, answers questions during a press conference introducing Donovan McNabb to the media on April 6, 2010 at Redskin Park in Ashburn, Virginia.  (Photo by Mitchell Layton/Getty Images
ASHURN, VA - APRIL 6: Mike Shanahan, head coach of the Washington Redskins, answers questions during a press conference introducing Donovan McNabb to the media on April 6, 2010 at Redskin Park in Ashburn, Virginia. (Photo by Mitchell Layton/Getty Images

McNabb was doomed from the start by choosing to work with the shifty Shanahans and Snyder.  

Besides, Daniel Snyder changes coaches faster than he changes stadiums.

Wait a minute, he's not going back to RFK is he?

Talk about consistency.

One gets dizzy watching this DC circus.

The Jets Don’t Cheat

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EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - 2009:  Sal Alosi of the New York Jets poses for his 2009 NFL headshot at photo day in East Rutherford, New Jersey.  (Photo by NFL Photos)
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - 2009: Sal Alosi of the New York Jets poses for his 2009 NFL headshot at photo day in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by NFL Photos)

After the Mangini Patriot Filmgate incident, one got the impression the Jets could never cheat...well that didn't last too long.

Enter Sal "I'm Trippin" Alosi. 

Rexy’s Sexy

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SAN DIEGO - JANUARY 17:  Head coach Rex Ryan of the New York Jets stands on the field prior to the AFC Divisional Playoff Game against the San Diego Chargers at Qualcomm Stadium on January 17, 2010 in San Diego, California.  (Photo by Donald Miralle/Getty
SAN DIEGO - JANUARY 17: Head coach Rex Ryan of the New York Jets stands on the field prior to the AFC Divisional Playoff Game against the San Diego Chargers at Qualcomm Stadium on January 17, 2010 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Donald Miralle/Getty

This guy attracts more bad press than a fly to fly paper.

Ok, he's human, but how much more of this stuff can we take!

Too many silly distractions. Anonymous foot fetish videos on youtube? Please!

Knock, knock, Rex you're really a head coach in the NFL now, the honeymoon's over!

Tim Tebow Would Not Be a Legend in the NFL

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DENVER - DECEMBER 26:  Quarterback Tim Tebow #15 of the Denver Broncos jumps into the arms of his offensive linemen J.D. Walton #50 and Ryan Harris #74 after his game winning six yard bootleg touchdown run in the fourth quarter as free safety Troy Nolan #
DENVER - DECEMBER 26: Quarterback Tim Tebow #15 of the Denver Broncos jumps into the arms of his offensive linemen J.D. Walton #50 and Ryan Harris #74 after his game winning six yard bootleg touchdown run in the fourth quarter as free safety Troy Nolan #

Can Tebow lift Mile High off the ground after only one game?

Sure appears that way.

Michael Vick Wouldn’t Be Michael Vick

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ARLINGTON, TX - DECEMBER 12:  Quarterback Michael Vick #7 of the Philadelphia Eagles celebrates his touchdown run against the Dallas Cowboys at Cowboys Stadium on December 12, 2010 in Arlington, Texas.  (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)
ARLINGTON, TX - DECEMBER 12: Quarterback Michael Vick #7 of the Philadelphia Eagles celebrates his touchdown run against the Dallas Cowboys at Cowboys Stadium on December 12, 2010 in Arlington, Texas. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

The fact that we can't see his eyes beneath the visor says alot about this mysterious cat.  

Notice I did NOT say dog.

It often seemed like Vick was a man playing amongst boys this season.

Especially the Cowboys.

Tom Brady Wouldn’t Be Tom Brady

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ORCHARD PARK, NY - DECEMBER 26:  Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots stands on the sidelines  against the Buffalo Bills  at Ralph Wilson Stadium on December 26, 2010 in Orchard Park, New York.  New England won 34-3.  (Photo by Rick Stewart/Getty Ima
ORCHARD PARK, NY - DECEMBER 26: Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots stands on the sidelines against the Buffalo Bills at Ralph Wilson Stadium on December 26, 2010 in Orchard Park, New York. New England won 34-3. (Photo by Rick Stewart/Getty Ima

He definitely had another all pro season in him, it was just a question of how big?

Big like now.

Vince Young Wouldn’t Be Vince Young

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NASHVILLE, TN - NOVEMBER 29:  Vince Young #10 and head coach Jeff Fisher of the Tennessee Titans share a moment during their game against the Arizona Cardinals at LP Field on November 29, 2009 in Nashville, Tennessee.  (Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Image
NASHVILLE, TN - NOVEMBER 29: Vince Young #10 and head coach Jeff Fisher of the Tennessee Titans share a moment during their game against the Arizona Cardinals at LP Field on November 29, 2009 in Nashville, Tennessee. (Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Image

After multiple chances, opportunities, and transgressions, it finally looks like Vince can use some good therapy.

Young behaved so erratically again this season, Jeff Fisher looked like he could use some good therapy too.

Brett Favre Would Have Another Career Year

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EDEN PRAIRIE, MN - AUGUST 18: Brett Favre (C), Mark Wilf (L) and Zygi Wilf show the media Favre's Minnesota Vikings jersey on August 18, 2009 at Winter Park in Eden Prairie, Minnesota. (Photo by Scott A. Schneider/Getty Images)
EDEN PRAIRIE, MN - AUGUST 18: Brett Favre (C), Mark Wilf (L) and Zygi Wilf show the media Favre's Minnesota Vikings jersey on August 18, 2009 at Winter Park in Eden Prairie, Minnesota. (Photo by Scott A. Schneider/Getty Images)

The Vikings looked like an OTB junkie on his last dollar going after Favre again, actually sending veterans down to Mississippi to smoke him out before the season.  

It all seems rather foolish now.  

Tampa Bay Would Suck

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ORLANDO, FL - MAY 26:  Head coach Raheem Morris of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers attends Game Five of the Eastern Conference Finals between the Orlando Magic and the Boston Celtics during the 2010 NBA Playoffs at Amway Arena on May 26, 2010 in Orlando, Florida
ORLANDO, FL - MAY 26: Head coach Raheem Morris of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers attends Game Five of the Eastern Conference Finals between the Orlando Magic and the Boston Celtics during the 2010 NBA Playoffs at Amway Arena on May 26, 2010 in Orlando, Florida

Hats off to now thirty three year old coach Raheem Morris, soon to be coach of the year? for turning around the Tampa Bay Bucs in less than two seasons.

At first, this seemed like a huge gamble.

Now the Glazers look like geniuses.  

The Raiders Would Suck

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OAKLAND, CA - DECEMBER 19:  Darren McFadden #20 of the Oakland Raiders runs with the ball during their game against the Denver Broncos at Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum on December 19, 2010 in Oakland, California.  (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)
OAKLAND, CA - DECEMBER 19: Darren McFadden #20 of the Oakland Raiders runs with the ball during their game against the Denver Broncos at Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum on December 19, 2010 in Oakland, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Again giving credit where credit is due.  It was only a year ago that I thought, "Wow, the Raiders don't even look like and NFL team."

Tip of the cap to Raider Nation and some great draft picks and key free agent pick ups that are paying big dividends.  

Congrats.

The Chiefs Would Suck

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KANSAS CITY, MO - DECEMBER 26:  Receiver Dwayne Bowe #82 of the Kansas City Chiefs is congratulated by Chris Chambers #84 and fans as he jumps into the stands after making a 75 yard touchdown catch during the game against the Tennessee Titans on December
KANSAS CITY, MO - DECEMBER 26: Receiver Dwayne Bowe #82 of the Kansas City Chiefs is congratulated by Chris Chambers #84 and fans as he jumps into the stands after making a 75 yard touchdown catch during the game against the Tennessee Titans on December

I always thought this team had a good core group of players and only required a few key changes and a good head coach in order to be competitive.

It appears that the playoff bound Chiefs have covered all bases and are on their way up again.  

The Chargers Would NOT Suck

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BAGSHOT, UNITED KINGDOM - OCTOBER 20:  Norv Turner, Head Coach of the San Diego Chargers addresses a press conference held at Pennyhill Park Country Club on October 20, 2008 in Bagshot, England.  (Photo by Warren Little/Getty Images)
BAGSHOT, UNITED KINGDOM - OCTOBER 20: Norv Turner, Head Coach of the San Diego Chargers addresses a press conference held at Pennyhill Park Country Club on October 20, 2008 in Bagshot, England. (Photo by Warren Little/Getty Images)

I have been on a Charger beat down kick for the last two years now, and just don't understand what's going on with this team.

This entire organization if full of it. Breaking .500 and winning a playoff game seems OK year after year.

The Chargers have more excuses than the Obama administration.

Drew Brees Would Levitate Above the Super Dome and Fly Into The Heavens Above

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ATLANTA, GA - DECEMBER 27:  Quarterback Drew Brees #9 of the New Orleans Saints celebrates a touchdown pass in the first half during the game against the Atlanta Falcons at the Georgia Dome on December 27, 2010 in Atlanta, Georgia.  (Photo by Kevin C. Cox
ATLANTA, GA - DECEMBER 27: Quarterback Drew Brees #9 of the New Orleans Saints celebrates a touchdown pass in the first half during the game against the Atlanta Falcons at the Georgia Dome on December 27, 2010 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox

Seriously folks, this may actually happen if Breesus leads the Saints to another Super Bowl victory.

Stay tuned.

Pete Carroll Would Make a Good NFL Coach If Given Another Opportunity

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SEATTLE, WA - NOVEMBER 28:  Head coach Pete Carroll of the Seattle Seahawks looks on during the game against the Kansas City Chiefs at Qwest Field on November 28, 2010 in Seattle, Washington. (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)
SEATTLE, WA - NOVEMBER 28: Head coach Pete Carroll of the Seattle Seahawks looks on during the game against the Kansas City Chiefs at Qwest Field on November 28, 2010 in Seattle, Washington. (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

Third time is the charm?  

Still waiting.  

Brady Quinn Would Get An Opportuity To Be a Starting QB In the NFL Again

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SAN DIEGO - NOVEMBER 22:  Quarterback Brady Quinn #9 of the Denver Broncos walks to the locker room after the football game against San Diego Chargers at Qualcomm Stadium on November 22, 2010 in San Diego, California.  (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Im
SAN DIEGO - NOVEMBER 22: Quarterback Brady Quinn #9 of the Denver Broncos walks to the locker room after the football game against San Diego Chargers at Qualcomm Stadium on November 22, 2010 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Im

I predicted Quinn's early exit from Cleveland right here on Bleacher Report and wondered what Denver was thinking when they acquired him.  Then they drafted Tebow.  The remaining vapor trail of Charlie Weis' influence in favor of Quinn evaporated in an instant. (see McDaniels/Weis connection to Patriots) as did Brady Quinn's chances to start in Denver go with it.  

Now that McDaniels has been fired, I see little chance of Quinn being in Denver next year.  

Who knows, maybe he will land with the Chiefs or the Patriots. We shall see.

Carolina, Buffalo, Detroit, and Cleveland Would Be Competitive Teams

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CHICAGO - NOVEMBER 01: Head coach Eric Mangini of the Cleveland Browns watches as his team takes on the Chicago Bears at Soldier Field on November 1, 2009 in Chicago, Illinois. The Bears defeated the Browns 30-6. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)
CHICAGO - NOVEMBER 01: Head coach Eric Mangini of the Cleveland Browns watches as his team takes on the Chicago Bears at Soldier Field on November 1, 2009 in Chicago, Illinois. The Bears defeated the Browns 30-6. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

I look at these four teams and really wonder how hard it must be to be a loyal fan. A mix of small market doldrums and old NFC teams that never seem to be able to get it together.

Cleveland just may be the saving grace of this group. I still think Mangini can coach.  

Sorry Buffalo, few want to coach or play there anymore.  It will take something very special to get the mojo back.

Carolina? What happened? Good coach, went to the Super Bowl a few years back, something strange going on there.  

Detroit, how much longer to turn things around? Another decade?  

Darnell Dockett Would Not Get Another Tattoo And/or Piercing

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GLENDALE, AZ - SEPTEMBER 02:  Defensive tackle Darnell Dockett #90 of the Arizona Cardinals stands on the sidelines during the preseason NFL game against the Washington Redskins at the University of Phoenix Stadium on September 2, 2010 in Glendale, Arizon
GLENDALE, AZ - SEPTEMBER 02: Defensive tackle Darnell Dockett #90 of the Arizona Cardinals stands on the sidelines during the preseason NFL game against the Washington Redskins at the University of Phoenix Stadium on September 2, 2010 in Glendale, Arizon

This guy is a heck of a player and great passion for the game.  

Tragic life story, see Wikipedia, makes his successes ever more extraordinary.  

Likes those tats and piercings. Likes tweeting about it too.

Ocho Cinco Would Give Up Tweeting

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NEW YORK - APRIL 25:  Professional football player Chad Ocho Cinco attends a screening of  'Kobe Doin' Work' during the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival at BMCC Tribeca Performing Arts Center on April 25, 2009 in New York City.  (Photo by Rob Loud/Getty Images
NEW YORK - APRIL 25: Professional football player Chad Ocho Cinco attends a screening of 'Kobe Doin' Work' during the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival at BMCC Tribeca Performing Arts Center on April 25, 2009 in New York City. (Photo by Rob Loud/Getty Images

The man sure knows how to extend his career, on the internet anyway.  

Ocho remains the NFL king of twitter and has made such a splash in the entertainment industry that his time on the football field appears to be a side note to his other numerous projects.

As strange as it may seem, can any of us see Ocho going back to Chad Johnson ever again?

Pure marketing GENIUS!   

Whatever Happened to Larry Johnson Anyway?

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ASHBURN, VA - JULY 29:  Running back Larry Johnson #27 of the Washington Redskins carries the ball during drills on the first day of training camp July 29, 2010 in Ashburn, Virginia.  (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)
ASHBURN, VA - JULY 29: Running back Larry Johnson #27 of the Washington Redskins carries the ball during drills on the first day of training camp July 29, 2010 in Ashburn, Virginia. (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)

Not really an illusion, but twitter had the exact opposite effect on this guys career.

As in "poof, up in smoke like a magic trick."  

LJ's career in the NFL disappeared faster than a deleted tweet.  

Talk about taking away to the keys to your twitter account.

Lord have mercy! Ocho please help this guy.

LeBron Made the Wrong Choice By Going to Miami.

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LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 25:  LeBron James #6 of the Miami Heat looks on during the NBA game against the Los Angeles Lakers at Staples Center on December 25, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. The Heat defeated the Lakers 96-80. NOTE TO USER: User express
LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 25: LeBron James #6 of the Miami Heat looks on during the NBA game against the Los Angeles Lakers at Staples Center on December 25, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. The Heat defeated the Lakers 96-80. NOTE TO USER: User express

Ooops. We're talking football.

My bad.

Ben Roethlisberger Would Stop Dating

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TAMPA, FL - FEBRUARY 01:  Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger #7 of the Pittsburgh Steelers talks on his cell phone with President Barack Obama as he celebrates after the Steelers won 27-23 against the Arizona Cardinals during Super Bowl XLIII on February 1, 2
TAMPA, FL - FEBRUARY 01: Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger #7 of the Pittsburgh Steelers talks on his cell phone with President Barack Obama as he celebrates after the Steelers won 27-23 against the Arizona Cardinals during Super Bowl XLIII on February 1, 2

Low blow? Stop. Don't even.

Stop means STOP!

Troy Polamalu Would Get a Haircut

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PITTSBURGH - NOVEMBER 14:  Troy Polamalu #43 of the Pittsburgh Steelers watches the game against the New England Patriots from the bench during the game on November 14, 2010 at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.  (Photo by Jared Wickerham/Getty Imag
PITTSBURGH - NOVEMBER 14: Troy Polamalu #43 of the Pittsburgh Steelers watches the game against the New England Patriots from the bench during the game on November 14, 2010 at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Jared Wickerham/Getty Imag

I feel strange bustin on this guy.

A wee bit frightened actually.

Clay Matthews Jr. Would Get a Haircut

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LOS ANGELES - NOVEMBER 29:  Clay Matthews Jr. #47 of the USC Trojans poses on the field with his mother Leslie Matthews and father Clay Matthews Sr. after the game against the Notre Dame Fighting Irish on November 29, 2008 at the Los Angeles Memorial Coli
LOS ANGELES - NOVEMBER 29: Clay Matthews Jr. #47 of the USC Trojans poses on the field with his mother Leslie Matthews and father Clay Matthews Sr. after the game against the Notre Dame Fighting Irish on November 29, 2008 at the Los Angeles Memorial Coli

Definitely has his dad beat in the longer game time hair category.  

Can sure play too.  

"California Dreamin, got me in a haze!"

Tom Brady Would Get a Haircut

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FOXBORO, MA - DECEMBER 19:  Quarterback Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots talks with head coach Bill Belichick before playing against the Green Bay Packers at Gillette Stadium on December 19, 2010 in Foxboro, Massachusetts.  The Patriots won the g
FOXBORO, MA - DECEMBER 19: Quarterback Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots talks with head coach Bill Belichick before playing against the Green Bay Packers at Gillette Stadium on December 19, 2010 in Foxboro, Massachusetts. The Patriots won the g

Just realized, this is a California thing.  

Troy, Clay, now Tom.

Not very Tea Party though TOM!

The Chargers Would Run Out of Excuses for Losing Big Games

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BAGSHOT, UNITED KINGDOM - OCTOBER 20:  Philip Rivers, quarterback of the San Diego Chargers addresses a press conference held at Pennyhill Park Country Club on October 20, 2008 in Bagshot, England.  (Photo by Warren Little/Getty Images)
BAGSHOT, UNITED KINGDOM - OCTOBER 20: Philip Rivers, quarterback of the San Diego Chargers addresses a press conference held at Pennyhill Park Country Club on October 20, 2008 in Bagshot, England. (Photo by Warren Little/Getty Images)

If this team (and some of it's fans) weren't so cocky, this would be easier to let go of.  

I actually would like to see the Chargers go all the way.  

This team has the talent. It just does not seem possible with their mind set and penchant for excuses like, "Gosh we did ok, it's just a matter of a few bounces not going our way."  

Bull pucky!

Donovan McNabb Would Stop Looking Frustrated All the Time

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ARLINGTON, TX - DECEMBER 19:  Quarterback Donovan McNabb #5  of the Washington Redskins on the sidelines against play against the Dallas Cowboys at Cowboys Stadium on December 19, 2010 in Arlington, Texas.  (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)
ARLINGTON, TX - DECEMBER 19: Quarterback Donovan McNabb #5 of the Washington Redskins on the sidelines against play against the Dallas Cowboys at Cowboys Stadium on December 19, 2010 in Arlington, Texas. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

Donovan must take part of the blame for this bad karma debacle.  

The writing was on the wall.  

Just look at who was in charge, "Shana-Snyd."  

Hard to feel sorry for Donovan now. Here's to landing somewhere more Donovan friendly next year.

Keep the positivity Donovan!

Tom Cable Would Star In A Coors Light Commercial

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JACKSONVILLE, FL - DECEMBER 12:  Head coach Tom Cable of the Oakland Raiders watches the action during the game against the Jacksonville Jaguars at EverBank Field on December 12, 2010 in Jacksonville, Florida.  (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Images)
JACKSONVILLE, FL - DECEMBER 12: Head coach Tom Cable of the Oakland Raiders watches the action during the game against the Jacksonville Jaguars at EverBank Field on December 12, 2010 in Jacksonville, Florida. (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Images)

I have a soft spot for slightly out of control head coaches running slightly out of control teams that are somewhat successful.

Tom Cable and the Raiders are the poster child for that this year.  

Can you imagine Tom Cable in a Coors Light ad?

"I punched you because of who I thought you were."

John Kitna Would Learn How to Smile...Alot.

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ARLINGTON, TX - DECEMBER 19:  Quarterback Jon Kitna #3 of the Dallas Cowboys at Cowboys Stadium on December 19, 2010 in Arlington, Texas.  (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)
ARLINGTON, TX - DECEMBER 19: Quarterback Jon Kitna #3 of the Dallas Cowboys at Cowboys Stadium on December 19, 2010 in Arlington, Texas. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

All kidding aside, Kitna did a great job this year filling in for the injured Tony Romo. (Kitna smiled some too, probably as a result of hanging with the smile happy Romo, not an illusion.) 

He looked like a different QB.

Credit to Jason Garrett. 

Jon Kitna Would Grow Hair.

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EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - NOVEMBER 14:  Jon Kitna #3 of the Dallas Cowboys celebrates as he runs off the field after defeating the New York Giants on November 14, 2010 at the New Meadowlands Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. The Cowboys defeated the Gia
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - NOVEMBER 14: Jon Kitna #3 of the Dallas Cowboys celebrates as he runs off the field after defeating the New York Giants on November 14, 2010 at the New Meadowlands Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. The Cowboys defeated the Gia

John, see the California crew: Polamalu, Matthews Jr., and Brady.

Let your hair grow brother!

Danny Woodhead Would Make It with the Jets

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EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - SEPTEMBER 3: Danny Woodhead #22 of the New York Jets runs against the Philadelphia Eagles during the game on September 3, 2009 at Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Jared Wickerham/Getty Images)
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - SEPTEMBER 3: Danny Woodhead #22 of the New York Jets runs against the Philadelphia Eagles during the game on September 3, 2009 at Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Jared Wickerham/Getty Images)

Feel good story, NOT for the Jets.

Danny Woodhead Wouldn’t Make It with the Patriots

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FOXBORO, MA - SEPTEMBER 26:  Danny Woodhead #39 of the New England Patriots is congratulated by teammate Tom Brady #12 after Woodhead ran the ball in for a touchdown in the second quarter against the Buffalo Bills during on September 26, 2010 at Gillette
FOXBORO, MA - SEPTEMBER 26: Danny Woodhead #39 of the New England Patriots is congratulated by teammate Tom Brady #12 after Woodhead ran the ball in for a touchdown in the second quarter against the Buffalo Bills during on September 26, 2010 at Gillette

Feel good story for the Patriots.

Terrell Owens Would Be More Focused on Football

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CINCINNATI - NOVEMBER 21:  Chad Ochocinco #85 and Terrell Owens #81 of the Cincinnati Bengals watch from the sideline during the final minutes of the Bengals 49-31 loss to the Buffalo Bills at Paul Brown Stadium on November 21, 2010 in Cincinnati, Ohio.
CINCINNATI - NOVEMBER 21: Chad Ochocinco #85 and Terrell Owens #81 of the Cincinnati Bengals watch from the sideline during the final minutes of the Bengals 49-31 loss to the Buffalo Bills at Paul Brown Stadium on November 21, 2010 in Cincinnati, Ohio.

Come to think of it, why would anyone think that?

Especially teaming up with twitter buddy Ocho Cinco this year!

Carson Palmer Would Really Let Us Know How He Feels About Playing In Cincy

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CINCINNATI, OH - DECEMBER 19: Quarterback Carson Palmer #9 of the Cincinnati Bengals celebrates throwing a touchdown against the Cleveland Browns at Paul Brown Stadium on December 19, 2010 in Cincinnati, Ohio.  (Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images)
CINCINNATI, OH - DECEMBER 19: Quarterback Carson Palmer #9 of the Cincinnati Bengals celebrates throwing a touchdown against the Cleveland Browns at Paul Brown Stadium on December 19, 2010 in Cincinnati, Ohio. (Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images)

Always the consummate team player, I think it's time that Carson let his hair down, no pun intended to fellow USC mates Tory and Clay, and let us know how he really feels about being one of the best potential quarterbacks in the league, and unfortunately playing for such a lame team.  

Carson, it's cry on our shoulder time.

It's OK. Really.

Tom Coughlin Would Be Happier

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EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - DECEMBER 19:  Tom Coughlin, Head Coach of the New York Giants looks on against the Philadelphia Eagles during their game on December 19, 2010 at The New Meadowlands Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey.  (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Im
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - DECEMBER 19: Tom Coughlin, Head Coach of the New York Giants looks on against the Philadelphia Eagles during their game on December 19, 2010 at The New Meadowlands Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Im

I really thought Coach Coughlin was out the door at the end of 2007-08.  

Crazy and improbable Super Bowl run that year and this team gets stuck with a cranky coach for another five seasons.  

Late season implosion this year by the Giants may curtail Coughlin's stay.

However, he does appear to have nine lives.

Plax in the wings? We shall see what 2011 brings! 

Peyton Manning Would Be More Laid Back

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OAKLAND, CA - DECEMBER 26:  Peyton Manning #18 of the Indianapolis Colts looks on against the Oakland Raiders during an NFL game at Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum on December  26, 2010 in Oakland, California.  (Photo by Jed Jacobsohn/Getty Images)
OAKLAND, CA - DECEMBER 26: Peyton Manning #18 of the Indianapolis Colts looks on against the Oakland Raiders during an NFL game at Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum on December 26, 2010 in Oakland, California. (Photo by Jed Jacobsohn/Getty Images)

I thought that the Super Bowl loss to the Saints took it's toll on Peyton earlier this year.  After all, his dad played for the Saints and Peyton grew up in the Big Easy.  All that history must have made it more difficult for Peyton to go into the Super Dome and pull out a win.

After all, he's human.

If anything, I thought that Super Bowl loss would help Peyton realize just that; He's HUMAN.

For too long, the poor guy has been a football robot, a machine.  

Perhaps if he kicked back a bit and enjoyed his job more, he would get a bit more satisfaction from his work.

I don't know, that Super Bowl appears to have done just the opposite, or maybe father time is starting to catch up.

Either way, Peyton will always have place in every football purists heart.

Norv Turner Would Stop Smirking

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SAN DIEGO - DECEMBER 20:  Head coach Norv Turner of the San Diego Chargers watches warmups for the game with the Cincinnati Bengals on December 20, 2009 at Qualcomm Stadium in San Diego, California.  The Chargers won 27-24.  (Photo by Stephen Dunn/Getty I
SAN DIEGO - DECEMBER 20: Head coach Norv Turner of the San Diego Chargers watches warmups for the game with the Cincinnati Bengals on December 20, 2009 at Qualcomm Stadium in San Diego, California. The Chargers won 27-24. (Photo by Stephen Dunn/Getty I

Those darn Chargers...uggghhhh!

Philip Rivers Would Stop Looking So Cocky

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EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - NOVEMBER 8:  Philip Rivers #17 of the San Diego Chargers celebrates a touchdown against the New York Giants at Giants Stadium on November 8, 2009 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. The Chargers defeated the Giants 21-20.  (Photo by Nick
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - NOVEMBER 8: Philip Rivers #17 of the San Diego Chargers celebrates a touchdown against the New York Giants at Giants Stadium on November 8, 2009 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. The Chargers defeated the Giants 21-20. (Photo by Nick

What have you done lately Philip!?

X*&@#*#!!  

One too many fist pumps for my taste.

Brad Childress Would Be More Popular With His Players

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EDEN PRAIRIE, MN - OCTOBER 7:  Minnesota Vikings head coach Brad Childress answers questions from the media during a press conference at Winter Park on October 7, 2010 in Eden Prairie, Minnesota.  (Photo by Adam Bettcher/Getty Images)
EDEN PRAIRIE, MN - OCTOBER 7: Minnesota Vikings head coach Brad Childress answers questions from the media during a press conference at Winter Park on October 7, 2010 in Eden Prairie, Minnesota. (Photo by Adam Bettcher/Getty Images)

The question remains: Will Childress every be a Head Coach again?

Brett Favre Didn’t Know the Meaning of “sexting”

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EDEN PRAIRIE, MN - OCTOBER 7:  Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre answers questions from the media during a press conference at Winter Park on October 7, 2010 in Eden Prairie, Minnesota.  (Photo by Adam Bettcher/Getty Images)
EDEN PRAIRIE, MN - OCTOBER 7: Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre answers questions from the media during a press conference at Winter Park on October 7, 2010 in Eden Prairie, Minnesota. (Photo by Adam Bettcher/Getty Images)

Did Brett do it or not? Does anyone care?

One thing we know for sure is that it's time for Brett to retire, once and for all.  

This way, hopefully some of his legacy and the respect it deserves will stay in tact.  

End the madness!

And no more pouty face!!

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