We watched in horror and frustration yesterday as the Seahawks were disemboweled by the hapless and underachieving San Francisco 49ers.
And despite Matt Hasselbeck having a terrible game, he did have an excuse. The barrel had been scraped when it comes to depth at wide receiver.
Rumors were floating that the beloved and cherished Seahawks had signed three burly yet hairless fans on the way to Candlestick, and ironically improved the caliber of receiving corps by 60 percent.
Since we fans are sideways about such things, especially wide receiver injuries to former studs that now can’t walk across the street, we’ve decided it's time the team makes severe changes in personnel. And changes in philosophy, too. No more signing inexpensive aging middle-aged retirees next season.
Hence I’ve put together my list of potential all-world receivers that the Seahawks could and should pursue.
Let us begin…