Albert Pujols and Dana White are bald in part because they want to be, but in the end they really have no choice.
At some point, all of those precious hairs would have ended up clogging the drain.
Pujols and White are two of many dudes in sports who decided to be proactive about their male pattern baldness.
Others just keep hanging on to what little they still have on top of their head.
Before we get started, let's lay down some ground rules.
In order to be considered "cool," you don't have to be well-liked. You can even be an idiot.
You just can't be a blustery loudmouth like Dick Vitale or Tony Kornheiser. There has to be a little substance beyond the style.
Ultimately, to qualify you must do something to stand out from your peers, and everyone on this esteemed list fits that bill.
Here's a look at 25 of the coolest bald guys in sports.