Ladies and gentlemen, you are all currently looking at the projected No. 1 draft pick in many a fantasy league.
Also, you are looking at the best-looking man with gold instead of teeth. Somehow, he pulls it off.
For many years, Chris Johnson would have been the automatic first pick. But as fantasy football has evolved, many avid players have deviated from the usual snake draft format, but have instead moved onto what some call the big boy version of fantasy football.
The auction draft.
Auction drafters look at Vitamin C.J. and see someone they just can’t afford. The average value on many websites is $50 for Johnson’s services.
Which doesn’t include a happy ending.
High dollar amounts can scare the auction amateur away. But fear not, because if there’s one thing I hate, it’s seeing people draft so badly that they forget to pick up a quarterback.
Oh, and Dakota Fanning. But that’s a separate story.
So how can you save your money and get a team that’s stacked for the season at the same time? Well, aiming for some of these fellas is a good way to start.
Or, just get someone to sponsor your team and spend their money. That’s always a good plan.