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Pats Fans: Ten Reasons Not to Off Yourself After St. Louis Debacle

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Pats Fans: Ten Reasons Not to Off Yourself After St. Louis Debacle

I know what you're thinking.  Where is the nearest building I can jump off after this horrible performance against a team that was 1-15 a year ago?  

The offense had one first down on its first four possessions, the running game looked anemic at best, and the defense made a wide-eyed rookie quarterback look like John Elway.

With the regular season opener a little over two weeks away, at the same location, against far better competition in the Cincinnati Bengals, this team is more screwed than Ron Jeremy.  

You would rather bet on the stock market right now, right?  Pass the strychnine, Merrill, it's going to be a long one.  

Well, before you swig on that bottle, my friend, sit back, relax, and listen to a list of 10 reasons why everything is going to be okay with Tom Brady and friends.      

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