Who Cares Where Waldo Is—New York Jets Need To Find CB Darrelle Revis
New York Jets' fans and Jets' management are growing tired- very, very tired.
For almost a full month now, they have been exhausting themselves, asking the same question over and over and over again....
"Where's Darrelle Revis?"
For countless hours, people tune to their television sets, listen to the radio, and surf the internet for knowledge- any form of knowledge- regarding the state of the Darrelle Revis training camp holdout saga.
How much longer will the holdout last? Will he be a Jet this season? When might he return to the field if he does indeed plan to be a Jet?
Until we know the answer to these questions, what's a New York Jets' fan supposed to do to occupy their time?
Forget about finding Waldo (there's just so many times you can look for a nerd in a striped shirt). Instead, I invite you to find our long-lost All-Pro cornerback. Find our long-lost #24. FIND DARRELLE REVIS!
He's Not On The Field
Since Darrelle Revis is holding out we know we won't find him on the football field.
Check the stands!
The Longer The Holdout....
.....the closer it gets to the Jets' ship setting sail without Darrelle Revis aboard.
No More Hints!
You're on your own now, just like the Jets' defense without Darrelle Revis.
It Can Be Tough Without Help
So that last slide was a bit rough without help, kind of like the Jets' secondary without Darrelle Revis.
Here's a hint for this one.
This is as close as he's been to a ball since January.
Fanning The Flames
At the start of Darrelle Revis' holdout, Jets head coach Rex Ryan and GM Mike Tannenbaum combined with Revis' agent Neil Schwartz to fan the media flames.
Yes, there's a hint in there.
Whatever Suits Darrelle's Needs
Darrelle Revis' future with the New York Jets is currently in the hands of corporate suits.
Perhaps you should look for him near the tailor.
A Bunch Of Bull
As New York Jets' fans feel this whole Revis contract dispute is a bunch of bull, you might want to search near one of those.
It's certainly no stretch to say that Darrelle Revis and his agent Neil Schwartz have turned the Jets' preseason into a media circus.
So what better place to find Revis than next to his own, personal clown?
The Big Fish
The New York Jets' Super Bowl hopes rest upon the shoulders of Darrelle Revis, the biggest fish in the ocean.
Team owner Woody Johnson and GM Mike Tannenbaum just need to find it and get him hooked.
The New York Jets have Super Bowl hopes and caviar dreams.
Darrelle, stop being a turkey and return to where you belong.
Return to Revis Island!
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