Thank You Denver Broncos For Drafting Tim Tebow. From a Raider Fan.

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Thank You Denver Broncos For Drafting Tim Tebow. From a Raider Fan.
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The Denver Broncos.  I need some Purell for my hands after merely typing it. They’ve made me sick for many years now.  Elway, that horse face, how he used to torch us,

Tom Jackson, still hating the Raiders from the protection of his ESPN shield, Terrell Davis….well…..  My mom always said, “If you can’t say anything nice, say something about the Broncos”.  I can’t say anything nice.

 

What I can say is Denver is having one of the most wonderful off-seasons I can remember.  Tim Tebow?  As a die hard Raider fan for over 30 years now, I cannot remember the last time I’ve had a quarterback on all 3 of my division rivals that I honestly don’t like.  Cassel I actually feel sorry for, no one deserves what the Chiefs are.

I LOVE to hate on Rivers.  What a whining little bitch. Tebow?  What a wish come true for Raider fans.

 

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to get the Raider haters to stop, the opposite actually. I’m trying to light a fire under the Broncos fans I’ve been seeing moping around this off-season.  Your season/s was lost the second you got Ronald McDaniels running your show.  Tim Tebow?  Makes me smile every time I think about it, if I say it aloud, I actually giggle.

 

Phillip Rivers I hate on for the same reason I used to, (used to, ha), hate on Elway.  He’s good, dammit! Where’s my Purell?  Phillip Rivers and LaDainian Tomlinson, one is the match, the other a bucket of gasoline, burning the nation to ashes for quite a few seasons.  Rivers is still the match, however I think Rolando McClain holds the gas can now.

Dump the whole thing on him Ro, then run like hell, he’ll light that match just to see what happens. No LT, no McNeill, no Jackson? Yeah, you’ll burn. And I’ll giggle.

 

Tim Tebow? There is that smile again.  Please Denver, oh please, start Tim Tebow!

Really! He’s THAT good!  He will make you soooooo much better.  After all he does have Brandon Marshall to throw to.  Oh yeah, I forgot.  But then your awesome running attack should take the heat off of him.  Oh yeah, I forgot.  But then your coach is one of the best at game planning an opponent.  Oh yeah, I forgot. It just keeps getting better and better!

 

I’ve already ordered a few hundred “I love Tim Tebow” shirts to sell to all the donkey fans in Denver when I go to see my Raiders dump the gas on you Oct. 24th in Denver.  Yes I will be making money off you because of your love for someone I am loving to hate on. I sell “I hate the Raiders” shirts to you guys as well. Thanks go to Brian Bosworth for the idea. Suckers, it pays for my trip every time! Not since Elway and his “I won’t play for the team that drafted me”, has there been a QB that I dislike as much as Tebow, the highest paid fullback in the NFL. Why do I hate on Tebow?

 

1st because he’s a Bronco.

2nd because he’s a Bronco.

3rd, well you get the idea.

 

So in conclusion, thank you Denver. Your off-season has entertained me almost as much as I think your regular season is going to. Thank you for hiring McDaniels, thank you for trading Marshall, thank you for drafting Tebow. This has been the BEST off-season.

 

Oh crap! I’m out of Purell!

 

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