The Second Half: AL Predictions in 10 Words or Less

Second half AL predictions. 10 words per team, no timeouts. Annnnd...Go:

Baltimore Orioles

No playoff hopes in this division. Especially with Luke Scott.

Boston Red Sox

J.D. Drew is team MVP. Never thought we'd hear that.

Chicago White Sox

Twins collapse, Chicago the least convincing playoff team of '08.

Cleveland Indians

Sizemore gets 40/40 but Indians still inexplicably suck. Blame Borowski.

Detroit Tigers

Should've started playing when everyone else did, Cabrera still fat.

Kansas City

$55 mil. for Gil Meche? Going nowhere until he's gone.

LA Angels

Vlad impales on regular basis. Best ML record. Thanks, pitchers.

Minnesota Twins

This isn't 1997. Livan Hernandez as ace doesn't cut it.

New York Yankees

Barely miss the postseason, Hank Steinbrenner takes control. Bad news.

Oakland A's

Beane is a genius, but Harden deal remains a mystery.

Seattle Mariners

M's need magic of an Ichiro tirade. And a miracle.

Tampa Bay Rays

Hit tough times on the road, limp toward Wild Card.

Texas Rangers

Hamilton slows down, but offense still great. Unfortunately, no pitching.

Toronto Blue Jays

Burnett maddeningly inconsistent, eventually traded. Canada still just America's hat.

The NL teams can be found here.