Gambling On The Games: First Man Out

"Off with his head!" Impatient NFL owner Dick King III firing beleaguered Head Coach Bill "The Baron" Hastings.

This will be a winter of discontent for several NFL coaches. Always is, and Vegas wants action on it.

Whose head is on the chopping block first? Here's what the Professionals think...

Plus 1500 means if one bets $100 bucks on Childress to be canned and, after the Vikings roll to a 2-8 start with 28 Tarvaris Jackson interceptions and Adrian Peterson breaks both legs returning punts, Brad's boondoggle is abruptly ended by the Vikings impatient owners the bettor receives $1500 big ones.

15 to 1. Not too shabby.

But methinks the Vikings won't stink and sink. Even though that renowned jinx, Doctor Z, picked them to win the Super Bowl.

Brad Childress +1500

Romeo Crennel +2000

Herm Edward +500

John Fox +800

Jon Gruden +1000

Lane Kiffin +400

Marvin Lewis +600

Scott Linehan +700

Eric Mangini +800

Rod Marinelli +700

Mike Nolan +800

Sean Payton + 1000

Heats on Herm. Always is.

But Lane's end seems imminent.

Of course most of the Cincinnati Bengals might be in a running sub machine gun battle with crack units of the Ohio National Guard and elements of the DEA at this moment.

Which would make Marvin's job security precarious to say the least.

Marinelli and Millen could both be canned but the Ford's likely will wait till the season's over.

Same with Linehan, he is doomed, but the confusion of a team in flux makes it likely he rides out the season.

Hate taking chalk but Kiffin looks like toast and Rob Ryan will likely bully his way into the head job. Unless the defense collapses.

A pair of Pac Man props.

Will Mister Jones be suspended again?

Yes +200

No -400

Will Pac be brought back?

Yes -800

No +500

Always bet yes on human stupidity. Particularly when dealing with Pac Brain.

Double your Benjamins and say bye bye Mister Jones. Then drift off to sleep knowing that somewhere deep in the heart of Texas young Mister Jones is not going to resist mauling some doe eyed stripper.

Its a long season for Jones to jonesing.

For the true degenerates, the sexist, drunken gambling goat men hiding their horns and tucking in their tails in on cheap bar stools, odds are  up on Miss Universe 2008.

That's right feral fiends bet a buck or two and ogle all night long. After all you are a professional and the wager is a carefully thought out investment.

Sit back with an ice cold beer, mute host Jerry Springer, and look in shock and awe at the new $120,000 buck a roo Miss Universe Crown.

There's a Ziya, Yara, Sato, and an Anya.

Sebia's Bojana Boric has a Bond babe moniker. And a Benjamin bet will net ya $8000 bucks to blow on Bojana Boric.

Boric might be a bit high maintenance if she wins, Miss Universe and all that jazz, so its best ya bet a bit more on Bojana if your bound to maintain a healthly long term relationship with her.

Jazmin Dammark of Hungary just sounds like she'd be a blast. And at +5000 a few hundred buck bet will let ya throw a big blast.

Jamming with Jazmin in a Budapest blowout.

Taliana Vargas of Colombia is the co favorite at +900. Judges will be promised Colombian neckties for not voting properly.

The pick is dazzling Dayanna Mendoza of Caracas, Venezuela at +900.

You go girl.

The dark eyed beauty is already an Elite Model.

Its hard to bet the chalk.

Sometimes its harder to resist.

Especially when the chalk has such dazzling, dancing, dark eyes.

Happy Hunting...

And keep rolling dem bones to feed that jones..