Proof God is a Bruin: A Close Encounter with (Not) OJ Simpson's Ford Bronco!
So I’m visiting the folks in Vegas…and I think I see something…
Nah. That’s too good to be true…that couldn’t possibly say…
“NOT OJS”! HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. I guess after the owner’s 4th unintended low speed chase, she realized she had to send a message out loud and clear.
God is a Bruin, or else he/she wouldn’t have directed me to this beautiful 2-ton specimen (Did I just say beautiful 2-ton specimen? I lay off the fat chicks. I swear to God I do.) I, a grown man, fell on the cement and started laughing in the middle of a K-Mart parking lot.
Someone up there wears baby blue and gold…
but apparently he/she wears Celtic’s gear too. Lame.
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