Security at Georgia Dome Practices Chasing Down Field-Storming Jabronis

Jabronis. Uncouth and irresponsible, one and all.

As history has proved time and again, waiting in the shadows around every good thing happening in the world is a jabroni staring into the middle distance as the gears of his mind rotate in a slow but dogged effort to figure out the dumbest way to muck it all up.

As citizens, we must remain vigilant and do our part to defend against these menaces. That's why it's particularly heartening to see the security staff at the Georgia Dome hard at work, practicing its jabroni pursuit and takedown techniques ahead of Friday's preseason game between the Atlanta Falcons and the Tennessee Titans.

The Tennessean's Jim Wyatt snapped a picture of security officers on the field, honing their tactics against a scout-team jabroni in a staged field rush.

This is just fantastic:

John Bazemore/Associated Press

And they got him!

Bravo, Atlanta.

That's how you prepare for contingencies. There's no resting when it comes to jabronis. They're like vampires who feed on retweets and Miller High Life, striking nightly at sporting events across the world.

You can never be too prepared for them.

Dan is on Twitter. He will never vote for cuts to the jabroni defense budget.